OK. how about this ?

[Greg Myers]

Or maybe one of these ? 

[Jantrix]

 

The Merc is okay though. Very nice.

Edited July 30, 2015 by Jantrix

[Ace-Garageguy]

The big ol' "Count Trossi" Merc is a good looking car...

                                                          

...but that horrible thing up top in the OP looks like a reincarnated burro. Definitely on my top-ten list of uugly cars.

[Lunajammer]

 

Smells like Photoshop. 

[Jon Haigwood]

First photo makes me fell all "bubbly" the second makes me think "early Batmobile" ?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/shadowolf50/fart.jpg

 

Is this a Caption contest ?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hard to believe, but that first thing is actually (or was, anyway) real.

       

Here's another couple of spiffy ones...

Edited July 30, 2015 by Ace-Garageguy

[Danno]

Too much agave juice and peyote.  

[Greg Myers]

Only in AZ 

[Toner283]

That first one looks like an oversized pedal car.

[bismarck]

That first one looks like an oversized pedal car.

Have to agree with you on that. LOL!!

[Danno]

Only in AZ 

Actually, it was Bernalillo, NM.

[Snake45]

 

I'm pretty sure I've seen Mickey Mouse driving that. Or maybe it was Donald Duck.

[slusher]

Or maybe one of these ? 

 

Could have done without this one..

[plastic trucker]

 

I'm pretty sure I've seen Mickey Mouse driving that. Or maybe it was Donald Duck.

Or was it Roger Rabbit?

[Crazy Ed]

    Looks like some poor late 50's - early 60's Sprots Car that someone poured a jar of Viagra into and couldn't get to the Doctor in 4 hours............

[oldnslow]

Every time I look at the first one, I hear Mexican music. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Every time I look at the first one, I hear Mexican music. 

Hmmmm. I hear this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWS4Eu8E2z4

[Travis Bickle]

Or maybe one of these ? 

?