THE END IS NIGH !! Will YOU be SAFE ???

[Ace-Garageguy]

Apparently there are some safe places to be for the coming apocalypse. I don't know if it will include zombies or not, but you better prepare anyway. Judging from the map in the video presented below, I'll be safe...or not.

So, on with the show.   

 

[CometMan]

I live 5 miles outside of Detroit, Bill. According to what the local news has been saying for many years, the apocalypse happened in 1967!

[Foxer]

Awesome!  Looks like the beaches will be SO much closer ... and BOTH sides of the mountain range I'm on! 

 

Anyone know where I can get surfboard wax?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Awesome!  Looks like the beaches will be SO much closer ... and BOTH sides of the mountain range I'm on! 

Anyone know where I can get surfboard wax?

                                    

Edited September 1, 2016 by Ace-Garageguy

[unclescott58]

Boring! ?? I should be pretty safe. But, then again I'm not really worried about it. There are always people predicting the end of world.

 

[Mike C]

Predictions for the end of the world come and go and are always wrong. You can find plenty of them on YouTube.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Boring! ?? I should be pretty safe. But, then again I'm not really worried about it. There are always people predicting the end of world.

 

Predictions for the end of the world come and go and are always wrong. You can find plenty of them on YouTube.

Ummmm...that's kinda the point. Guess you guys missed the fact that this is a joke.    

[10thumbs]

I hope to be safe.  I'm no longer in Florida.  Long live the Gulf Stream.

One area though, seemed to be treated as lesser important.  The "volcanic ash" part.  Let me say though, I did not hear the whole video.

If the area that was shown as volcanic ash does activate, then we can forget all of the previous.  Isn't that the Yosemite area?  Major volcanic threat, worldwide?

Personally, why in the hell are so many U-Tubers so boring?

[Ace-Garageguy]

 

Personally, why in the hell are so many U-Tubers so boring?

Well, that's kinda part of what I intended to be part of the joke of this thread too. So many of the doom-and-gloomers, and the conspiracy whack-jobs, and all the other various and sundry nutters just drone on and on and on without bothering to get any of the science or math or history or other "boring" stuff even close to right.

You'd kinda think folks who believe they're on a mission to save the world would have learned some shock-and-awe production values from Hollywood by now. It takes a lot of loud music and stuff blowing up and naked babes to actually get anyone's attention. 

[signguy2108]

Now I know what that orange stripe is that they sprayed in my ditch the other day! and the guys in the white jumpsuits told me they looking for buried cables......

[aurfalien]

I would have chosen LeMans Gulf colors, oh well....

[unclescott58]

 

Ummmm...that's kinda the point. Guess you guys missed the fact that this is a joke.    

Was the guy doing the video joking? I suspect not. And that's the problem. This type of stuff seriously scares a lot people. Like some of the kids I work with. And when I was younger it use to scare me. I've had several talks, especially during the Myan/2012 end of the world predictions, with kids who were worried that it was going to be true. I assured them that I've been though serval of these "end of the world" predictions before. And I'm still here. If I remember correctly, I think people were saying the world was going to end on December 21, 2012 in that one? I remember it was going to be in the middle of week, with school scheduled for the next day. I told the kids that despite the apocalypse on that date, I planned on coming to work the next day.

By the way, here is my theory of why the Myan calendar ended in 2012. The Myan's ran out swim suit models for their calendar. That's what happens when you sacrifice too many of them to the gods! ?

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Was the guy doing the video joking? I suspect not. And that's the problem. This type of stuff seriously scares a lot people...

By the way, here is my theory of why the Myan calendar ended in 2012. The Myan's ran out swim suit models for their calendar. That's what happens when you sacrifice too many of them to the gods! ?

The little Homer Simpson gif was supposed to indicate that this was just another in a never-ending stream of misguided doom predictions and prepper vids. 

And be sure to get your very own copy of Mayan Calendar Girls while they last...          

Edited September 3, 2016 by Ace-Garageguy

[Mike_G]

I got the Playboy calendar for married men- it has the same girl every month

[unclescott58]

I got the Playboy calendar for married men- it has the same girl every month

I like that. That's funny. ?

[Mike C]

 

Ummmm...that's kinda the point. Guess you guys missed the fact that this is a joke.    

No, I realized it was a joke, just like the predictions are. I've been waiting for Nibiru since the mid 90's. LOL.

Edited September 3, 2016 by Mike C

[Ace-Garageguy]

No, I realized it was a joke, just like the predictions are. I've been waiting for Nibiru since the mid 90's. LOL.

    

[unclescott58]

No, I realized it was a joke, just like the predictions are. I've been waiting for Nibiru since the mid 90's. LOL.

We got to see Nibiru in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness. The planet with the volcano and white crusty people at the beginning of the movie. I've always wondered how many caught that, and understood where that name came from?

 

Edited September 11, 2016 by unclescott58

[Ace-Garageguy]

We got to see Nibiru in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness. The planet with the volcano and white crusty people at the beginning of the movie. I've always wondered how many caught that, and understood there that name came from?

Not me. Of course, I haven't seen the movie yet either. I just HATE to wait in theater lines. 

Wait...white crusty people? The heartbreak of psoriasis?

[Mike C]

We got to see Nibiru in the movie Star Trek Into Darkness. The planet with the volcano and white crusty people at the beginning of the movie. I've always wondered how many caught that, and understood there that name came from?

 

Yeah, I remember that too. I figured it would help supply fuel to the Nibiru believing nuts.

[Joe Handley]

The little Homer Simpson gif was supposed to indicate that this was just another in a never-ending stream of misguided doom predictions and prepper vids. 

And be sure to get your very own copy of Mayan Calendar Girls while they last...          

OK, that second piece of artwork would be perfect for a Lowrider Van or Pickup!

I hope to be safe.  I'm no longer in Florida.  Long live the Gulf Stream.

One area though, seemed to be treated as lesser important.  The "volcanic ash" part.  Let me say though, I did not hear the whole video.

If the area that was shown as volcanic ash does activate, then we can forget all of the previous.  Isn't that the Yosemite area?  Major volcanic threat, worldwide?

Personally, why in the hell are so many U-Tubers so boring?

Seems like whenever I wander into THAT part of YouTube, thencomments are always far more interesting, and entertaining, than the actual idiocy that the video is putting out.

Well, that's kinda part of what I intended to be part of the joke of this thread too. So many of the doom-and-gloomers, and the conspiracy whack-jobs, and all the other various and sundry nutters just drone on and on and on without bothering to get any of the science or math or history or other "boring" stuff even close to right.

You'd kinda think folks who believe they're on a mission to save the world would have learned some shock-and-awe production values from Hollywood by now. It takes a lot of loud music and stuff blowing up and naked babes to actually get anyone's attention. 

LOL, very true, kinda surprised one of them hasn't tried to "borrow" scenes from Michael Bay movies that would be well suited to their videos.

[charlie8575]

    

Love it.

Charlie Larkin

Edited September 10, 2016 by charlie8575