One sentence game

[misterNNL]

Sifter is swifter

[slusher]

Swifter horse ? at the track won by a nose..

[Claude Thibodeau]

Nose picking used to get my mom angry!

[slusher]

Angery moms don’t like bugar flipping either..

[ChrisBcritter]

Either wipe it or blow it!

[misterNNL]

Evidently dripping mucus membrane isn't socially acceptable either.

[Classicgas]

It doesn't matter how pretty you are if your nose is dripping goo.

[NOBLNG]

Either way, the last sentence doesn’t count.?

[Classicgas]

Count it does, as the poster before me didn't follow the last word ?

[misterNNL]

Word that appears last in the previous sentence must then become your first one is a rule that cannot be broken.

[NOBLNG]

Broken rule was indeed NOT by the poster that I suspected..?

Edited February 26, 2023 by NOBLNG

[Classicgas]

Suspected that I was having too much fun.

[Little Timmy]

Fun is ending your sentence , with a word that's hard to use at the beginning of a sentence, thus causing the next poster to become vexed. 

 

[NOBLNG]

Vexed I am rarely, by the use of odd words.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Words won't break your bones like viciously wielded sticks and stones.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Stones and sticks, like in a certain Don Henley song: words can break your heart.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Heart-break is more effectively countered with intestinal fortitude than with spleen venting.

Edited February 27, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Venting your painter booth is necessary for your safety.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Safety can become an irrational obsession, so much so that one lives in constant fear of everything.

[Little Timmy]

Everything "scares" me.

 

[misterNNL]

Me is another form of I.

[ChrisBcritter]

I, I, Captain, says the egotistical sailor.

[1972coronet]

Sailor on another ship offered purple berries which he'd been eating for six or seven weeks now (probably keep us both alive)

[Ace-Garageguy]

Alive or not, your opinion matters.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Matters of the heart are sometimes complicated.