One sentence game

[Classicgas]

Muppet  is a kind of puppet.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Puppet-masters" only have the power that weak-willed humans allow them.

[Classicgas]

Them Duke boys are in trouble again.

[NOBLNG]

Again….I said I would do it honey so there’s no need to remind me every two weeks.

[Classicgas]

Weeks go by before she says what's really bothering her.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Her general inability to deal with reality effectively was her eventual downfall.

[NOBLNG]

Downfall of ones psychological stability can be due to many factors.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Factors including a sedentary lifestyle, significant overweight, and overconsumption of sugar can lead to the onset of type-2 diabetes.

[Classicgas]

Diabetes is not much fun.

[NOBLNG]

Fun is in the eye of the beer holder.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Holder down boys, afore she gits away!

[1972coronet]

"Away with words y'got there, oi !", scoffed the football holligan as he smashed 'is empty pint over the bar's edge

[Classicgas]

Edge of sanity is what this world is on.

[Ace-Garageguy]

On rainy days, rust gets up and goes to work early.

[stitchdup]

early birds may catch the worm but my beds warm and i dont eat worms so imma stay there

[Ace-Garageguy]

There is wisdom in doing absolutely nothing from time to time, but I know lotsa folks who are incapable of just shutting down and relaxing totally.

[Classicgas]

Totally awesome the hair band guitarist is quoted to have said.

[NOBLNG]

Said the spider to the fly…”welcome to my parlour.”

[Claude Thibodeau]

Parlour was a popular brand of ice-cream in my neck of the woods...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Woods are good places for disposing of pesky neighbors, and stocking up on your supply of ticks.

[BeakDoc]

Ticks become pings become knocks becomes calling Triple A.

[Ace-Garageguy]

A rod through the side of the block or out the bottom of the pan is often the ultimate result of prolonged knocking, and AAA just hates getting their rollback decks all oily.  

Edited April 14, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Big John]

"A" was a famous quote from the Fonz, or was he Canadian A?

[Big John]

Oily, I was late in my  response!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Response time can be a mother.