One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Phones are smarter than most of their users.

[Classicgas]

Users manuals anymore are uselessly small.

[NOBLNG]

Small fiddley little parts on models sometimes infuriate me.

[BeakDoc]

Me and Bobby Mcgee, as released by Janis Joplin was the second song to reach number one that was released posthumously.

[1972coronet]

Posthumously-released live, original recordings of Bach Live at the Louvre '64 are hard to come by

[Ace-Garageguy]

By and by, it'll be time to say bye-bye forever.

[Classicgas]

Forever is a long period of time.

[NOBLNG]

Time to get my butt back to the bench.?

[thatz4u]

bench press does not make benches wrinkle free

[Claude Thibodeau]

FREE, the british band, had a great hit called ALL RIGHT NOW back in the early 70's. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

'70s music moves me as just as much now that I'm in my 70s.  

[Classicgas]

70's and 60's were the greatest eras for music.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Music of some genres is reputed to have calming effects on overly enthusiastic barking dogs.

Edited April 18, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[1972coronet]

Dogs by Christian Death is one of my favourite Rikk Agnew songs on the Deathwish E.P.

[Ace-Garageguy]

E.P. phone home...wait...something's wrong...what?

[JollySipper]

What better way to clear dirty water than to leave it alone?

[Calb56]

"Alone" was a song on the album Prophesies, see I've heard of Christian Death as well.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Well water that smells like the neighbor's toilet can ruin your day; welcome to the joys of septic tanks.

Edited April 18, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Day after day I go to my job so I can do things like trying to figure out how to get the front suspension done on my roadster build.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Build tanks" was what the Army said to Cadillac during World War Two.

Edited April 18, 2023 by ChrisBcritter

[Ace-Garageguy]

Two of anything is usually better than just one. 

[Classicgas]

One thing for sure, I'm tired of the spammers.

[thatz4u]

spammers, do they make this stuff???/

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stuff like ears and noses and anything else that was peripherally connected to Ms. Piggy goes into that, but just think of it as rectangular sausage, slice it, fry it, and enjoy that spamilicious goodness. 

[thatz4u]

goodness gracious, great balls of fire....