One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Great dressers" would certainly describe all my exes, though each one had an entirely different style.

[1972coronet]

Style and class - I like to see a gal wearing glossy vinyl pants

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pants, according to some sources, were invented by the same guy who invented the internet.

[Classicgas]

Internet troubles can be very frustrating.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Frustrating" doesn't come close to describing the reality of dealing with some clients. 

[NOBLNG]

Clients are folks that I no longer have to deal with since I have retired.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Retired years ago I did, but that hasn't stopped me from working like a fool pretty much full-time ever since.

[Classicgas]

Since,prince and wince all rhyme.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rhyme is what slime, thyme, and climb do also.

[NOBLNG]

Also doesn’t have a word that rhymes with it that I can think of offhand.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Offhand, all I can think that rhymes with "also" is "wall so", as in "you need to stop hitting the wall so".

[Classicgas]

So what are you trying to say?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Say duh huh?

[slusher]

Huh, often used when a person doesn’t hear or understand what is said..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Said Yoda "do or do not, there is no try".

[ChrisBcritter]

"Try a little tenderness", sang Otis.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Otis made elevators when he wasn't singing, believed no one ever.  

Edited January 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Ever see a rainbow in your back yard?

[Little Timmy]

Backyard is full of people that got on my last nerve. 

 

[JollySipper]

Nerve made of steel is needed running 200 mph on the return road of Circuit de la Sarthe.....

Edited January 18, 2024 by JollySipper

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sarthe is the region of France where the race that many motoring competition enthusiasts refer to simply as Le Mans is located.

Edited January 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Located over 2 million light years away is the most distant object detectable with the naked eye, Andromeda.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Andromeda Strain was a 1969 Michael Crichton book and then a '71 movie about an alien disease that lands on Earth with a returning satellite. 

[stitchdup]

Satelite working seems like an awful long commute

[Ace-Garageguy]

Commute via tele and you can stay in your jammies, lie on the sofa, get DoorDash to bring you your eats, and produce pretty much nothing all day and still get paid.