One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"God" is dog spelled backwards.

            (NOTE: No disrespect intended or implied)

[A modeler named mike]

Backwards is the direction that we the people seem to be going so we don't need more dogs but more God 

(No disrespect to dog lovers) 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"God" is a forbidden topic here, falling under the heading of "religion", so exercise prudence.

[stitchdup]

prudence always seemed a strange name especially if you met my aunt prudence who was notorious for her follies

[A modeler named mike]

Follies being intentionally played out is what has my britches twisted today.

(?... I'll try my best Bill, thanks for your wisdom buddy I appreciate it)

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today is the last day of your life up until now.

[atomicholiday]

Now is when the rest of your life starts.

[A modeler named mike]

Starts and stops and carrying children is the life of a school bus

[atomicholiday]

Bus wheels go round and round in the song.

[A modeler named mike]

"Song bird singing in the dead of night" is a line from the song "Blackbirds" by the Beatles

[JollySipper]

"Beatles" is a play on words, a pun........

[stitchdup]

pun questionably a difficult word upon on which to begin the independent clause

[atomicholiday]

Clause isn’t the guy who sneaks down your chimney once in a while.

[A modeler named mike]

While that clause is used in contracts the other Claus had a clause or two in his movies because he put on the suit and another where he needed to get married before midnight..?

[slusher]

Midnight is a great time to hunt armadillos..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Armadillos are the state bird of Texas, aren't they?

Edited March 20, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[atomicholiday]

They sure are!?

[Little Timmy]

Are you sure, because I have never seen one fly, but they DO get run over repeatedly on the freeway. 

 

[GLMFAA1]

Freeway, but it isn't, pay the toll

greg

Edited March 21, 2024 by GLMFAA1
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[A modeler named mike]

Toll House chocolate chip cookies are even more satisfying when eating with milk.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Milk has a favorite cookie according to the ads, and it's the Oreo.

[NOBLNG]

Oreo cookies are my second favourite, after Chips Ahoy.

[A modeler named mike]

"Ahoy" said the sailors to the mermaids swimming port side of their vessel.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Vessel empty make most noise", to paraphrase an old saying about dumb being loud.

[NOBLNG]

Loud barking dogs need better training.