One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Kite flying is not recommended for days without wind.

[thatz4u]

 wind is good unless you break it often...

Edited April 26, 2024 by thatz4u

[Ace-Garageguy]

Often, wind doesn't blow, and when it stops, wind turbines stop generating.

Edited April 26, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Generating enough energy to get out of bed in the morning becomes quite a chore for some of us geriatric gentleman

[thatz4u]

gentleman, start your engines

[Ace-Garageguy]

Engines are among my favorite things on Earth.

[atomicholiday]

Earth has been referred to as the third stone from the sun.

Edited April 26, 2024 by atomicholiday

[A modeler named mike]

Sun shines and the moon glows but what does Uranus do? ?

[NOBLNG]

Uranus keeps your insides from falling out.

[A modeler named mike]

"Out back down yonder in the outhouse where pop and his liquor is" says bow-legged Bobby when his ma asked where the corn cobs went to?

[thatz4u]

to what do I own the honor of this posting??

[Ace-Garageguy]

Posting is easier on a horse than just sitting there like a sack of potatoes.

[atomicholiday]

24 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

Posting is easier on a horse than just sitting there like a sack of potatoes.

Potatoes go great with steak and eggs.

[89AKurt]

7 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

Often, wind doesn't blow, and when it stops, wind turbines stop generating.

~cough~

Eggs were thrown at the fat stripper.

[NOBLNG]

Stripper is something I use far too often when my paint jobs go yucky.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Yucky paint jobs with bug tracks, pine cone bits, and dirt all over them seem to be pretty much the norm on a lotta "pro built" models up for auction.

[atomicholiday]

Auction sites have a tendency to make me write bad checks…???

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Check's in the mail" repeated endlessly for decades is the reason I finally started billing monthly, and at 60 days, I file a lien.

[GLMFAA1]

Lein on me is not Bill Withers, but the bank auditor's song.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Song and dance routines can be maddening when one is just trying to get a straight answer.

[atomicholiday]

Answer the question already! 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Already bed time, Mom???

[A modeler named mike]

Mom used to make spaghetti and crabs for dinner when we was young.

(Truth... Messy but good)

[Ace-Garageguy]

Young crabs are smaller than old crabs...and I've known my share of old crabs.

[A modeler named mike]

Crabs for Christmas is one of my favorite songs of the Christmas season.