One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Grapes of wrath don't make good wine.

[thatz4u]

Wine & Roses are good for romance...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Romance tends to fade when character flaws like habitual infidelity and lying on the part of those involved wilt the roses and sour the wine.

[NOBLNG]

Wine gives me a headache.

Edited June 28, 2024 by NOBLNG

[thatz4u]

headache: paying taxes... 

Edited June 28, 2024 by thatz4u

[Ace-Garageguy]

Taxes give you extra incentive to work really hard, especially when you see what fantastic things your money gets spent on.

[thatz4u]

on the road again....

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Again and again and again and again, the boys who keep on trying will make the world's best men.

[thatz4u]

Men in Black are out there....somewhere

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Somewhere in the galaxy there's intelligent life that's not as rare as here.

[slusher]

Here we have intelligent life and not so intelligent life.

[A modeler named mike]

Life, death and taxes are all a guaranteed to happen to you if your name is __________.

( IS ) the ending word..

[NOBLNG]

Is that not obvious?

[A modeler named mike]

Obvious to some but maybe not to all in the family, especially the guy they called meat head.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Head cheese", which I've mentioned before, must be the worst product name in the history of mankind.

https://deependothepool.wordpress.com/2017/01/03/why-its-called-head-cheese/

Edited June 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Mankind is an ironic name for this species, as most of them really aren't kind at all..........

[stitchdup]

all the kings horses and all the kings mem couldn't put humpty together again but i'm sure we could if we used modern glues

[Ace-Garageguy]

Glues to the left of them, glues to the right of them, into the valley of glues rode the six hundred...instantly stuck to each other.

[thatz4u]

other than that, what happened...

[Little Timmy]

Happened  to be a free money day at the bank on Sunday, .. but they were closed.

 

[Tom Geiger]

Closed stores and restaurants are a sign of the times, not good for anyone 
 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Anyone see the squirrel that ran off with my bag of Cheetos?

[NOBLNG]

Cheetos aren’t nearly as good as Cheezies.

[JollySipper]

Cheezies must be like our Cheez Its, which are best in the white cheddar flavor...........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Flavor is in the mouth of the beholder.