One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

1972 is probably about the age (11) that I built my last model as a kid.

[atomicholiday]

Kid stuff is what many people think of model cars, but we know better.?

[A modeler named mike]

Better bet your bippy!

[atomicholiday]

Bippy is the word you choose to end your sentence with and you expect me to come up with something clever????

[Ace-Garageguy]

Clever reactions might be helpful if someone's chasing you with a cleaver.

                                    

Edited August 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Cleaver pretty much sums up my young life, we kinda looked alike, & are both Air Force vets...

[NOBLNG]

Vets can be short for veterans or veterinarians.

[A modeler named mike]

veterinarians can treat many varieties of animals but should never treat military vets or corvettes..

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

Corvettes are very iconic American Sports cars that debuted in 1953, and since then have been a popular choice of fun transportation for eons.

[NOBLNG]

Eons ago the most popular form of transportation was your feet.

[A modeler named mike]

Feet can turn into yards, which never need mowing.

[atomicholiday]

Mowing is certainly not my favorite chore.

[JollySipper]

Chore lists in my teens definitely had me pushing a mower, along with tending to all our animals......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Animals usually make better pets than humans.

[slusher]

Humans can surprise you in so many bad ways..

[JollySipper]

Ways to skin a cat are many, none of which are very popular with the cats.........

[slusher]

Cats have always been my favorite pet..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pet rocks never showed much affection, but they didn't chew your shoes either, so there's that.

[slusher]

That Per rock ? could turn into weapons..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Weapons for self-defense can include pencils, pens, and car keys...but most important is situational awareness.

Edited August 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Awareness was mentioned to me in a conversation once and for the life of me I haven't been able to find a ness to wear, anywhere. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Anywhere there's standing water there will probably be green slime and mosquitoes breeding.

[Danno]

Breeding used to be fun, and babies are great most of the time, but then they grow up; teenagers are challenges that outweigh the fun years; then they become adults - small kids, small problems; big kids BIG problems.  

[Tom Geiger]

Problems occur when you are available to babysit your kid’s kids and they kinda overuse your services and your pool goes unused!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Unused brain cells eventually become useless mush.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3191246/

Edited August 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy