One sentence game

[atomicholiday]

Completion of a model kit is what exactly???

[Ace-Garageguy]

Exactly pi is: 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482...etc., forever...and the fact that it's an irrational as well as transcendental number always struck me as being one of the great cosmic jokes of the universe.

Edited September 16, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

Universe extends ad infinitum , but really it only seems like there's no end

[Tim W. SoCal]

end of the universe, which is reputed to be infinite, is far, far, FAR beyond what I can imagine

[Ace-Garageguy]

Imagine being smart enough to realize you're not as smart as you think you are.  

[Tim W. SoCal]

are you like me and wish you changed the world and made every little thing in it right forever when you were 14 years old and knew everything?

Edited September 16, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[NOBLNG]

Everything will come to an end eventually, but hopefully I won’t be around to be a witness.

[Tom Geiger]

Witness the crazy stuff going on in the world today and you too will become crazy!

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Crazy is as crazy does.

[A modeler named mike]

"Does play well with others" was the sign hung over the Kings lion den.

[ChrisBcritter]

Den was one of the characters in Heavy Metal and was voiced by John Candy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

[JollySipper]

Quicker ETs is the main goal of all those in the racing profession............

[Tim W. SoCal]

profession for profit is what most independent small businesses are established to provide

[Ace-Garageguy]

Provide food and shelter and care and affection to pets and they're usually appreciative and affectionate in return.

[Tom Geiger]

Return stuff to Walmart, no problem, unless it's worn underwear

[slusher]

underwear ? is always best after they get worn for a while…

[JollySipper]

While most guys may like briefs, my choice has always been boxers...........

[thatz4u]

Boxers are nice dogs...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dogs as underwear sounds uncomfortable.

[atomicholiday]

Uncomfortable it might be in some ways, but it would certainly be fuzzy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fuzzy dice aren't often the first choice for shooting craps.

Edited September 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

craps winnings were parlayed into a decent stake at the Poker table

[Ace-Garageguy]

Table stakes can put steaks on the table, or leave you sucking wind.

[Tim W. SoCal]

wind at your back can be pleasant and advantageous, wind in your face may not be so favorable