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[Ace-Garageguy]

Favorable conditions for working outdoors include temperatures between 60 and 80 F, with humidity below 60%, though drier air is more comfortable.

Edited September 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[89AKurt]

Comfortable jeans that don't fall down are a memory.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Memory holed" is what a lot of folks would prefer their past utterances would be, forever.

Edited September 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Forever is a looooooong time.

[Tim W. SoCal]

time goes by too quickly and we grow old too fast

[JollySipper]

Fast learners of that fact kind of have the edge, as they begin to appreciate some things earlier.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Earlier in life, had I known what I know now, I sure as h could have made a ton more money, but as it stands I'm relatively content anyway...as long as I'm left in peace.

 

(NOTE: This is the Gadsden Flag from 1775, the personal flag of Commodore Esek Hopkins, Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Navy...so don't read into it something it's not)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esek_Hopkins

Edited September 20, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Peace is what many want but I'll settle for a piece of pie since that's all that's being served ?

[Tim W. SoCal]

served as haute cuisine, snails, also known as escargot, is something that I think could never stimulate my hunger

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hunger, once it gets to the "I'll eat just about anything to survive" level of intensity, will make even garden snails appear appetizing.

[1972coronet]

Appetizing is what some of those old Jell-O recipes look like 

Edited September 20, 2024 by 1972coronet

[NOBLNG]

Like the looks of that I do….NOT! 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Not on my patch you don't, boyo.

[slusher]

Boyo, don’t sit beer cans on my car..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car parts purchased online are often cheap, offshore-produced "equivalents" that don't actually come anywhere near conforming to specifications, and/or fail prematurely.

[89AKurt]

Prematurely ejecting 8-track tapes in the middle of a good song, is annoying.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Annoying" doesn't come close to the irritation engendered by people who simply refuse to give straight answers, but vomit out a lot of meaningless drivel, pretending to be saying something profound.

[Tim W. SoCal]

profound feelings of nostalgia and memories from his youth are what motivated him to seek out and pay way too much for his favorite Holy Grail vintage model car kit

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kit-cars are usually kinda poor imitations of the real thing, but occasionally they're as good or better.

[A modeler named mike]

Better seek professional help for myself because the above post from Tim has described a more than once scenario I've been involved in when purchasing from my list of need, want or I'll die if I don't get it kit list.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"List" can also mean a ship or boat leaning to one side.

Edited September 21, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Side that the ship is listing in the photo is the port side of the ship.

Edited September 21, 2024 by A modeler named mike
Added pic.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ship oars" means to stop rowing and take the oars out of the water, and usually to bring them inside the boat, more-or-less parallel to the gunwales.

  (pronounced "gunnel")

Edited September 21, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Gunwales are not necessary on most land-yachts.

[A modeler named mike]

Yachts with a flying bridge and twin screws was always my late father's dream boats.