One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

times have been hard and then other times have been kinda easy, but one thing that has always rang true in my life's experience regarding building my own drag race car and other hot rods, when I had the money I didn't have the time and when I had the time I didn't have the money

[Little Timmy]

Money was something I didn't understand when I was 5 years old, so I got some Green paper and drew my own 5 dollar bills.

 

( couldn't get any of the stores to accept them though .... guess I forgot to print " legal tender for all debts public and private" ... )

 

[slusher]

Bills never stop coming as nothing is free..

Edited October 15, 2024 by slusher
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[Ace-Garageguy]

"FREE BIRD!!!!!!!"   

[1972coronet]

Bird Song by the Grateful Dead - esp. in this live footage from August 1972 - is one of their finest 

 

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Finest whiskeys come from Kentucky, Ireland, and Scotland, but there a few great ones from Japan too.

[A modeler named mike]

Too much flatulence in an elevator can leave you with a bad taste. ?

[Tim W. SoCal]

"taste in only in his mouth!" is what my cohort exclaimed as he scrutinized the ridiculously ugly and poorly executed custom car

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Car" is used by a lot of folks referring to anything with 4 wheels (more or less), and it drives me nuts.

[1972coronet]

"Nuts ! Enn-vee-tee-es !" , proclaimed Mel Brooks's character in the Roman vignette of History of the World Part 1

[Ace-Garageguy]

"1" used to be widely touted by a certain car company as the job-number assigned to "quality".

[slusher]

quality was my job in a lab checking products..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Products that used to be made in the good ol' USA are now mostly made elsewhere.

[NOBLNG]

Elsewhere is where the wife wants to be this winter.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Winter just isn't winter without snow.

[Rodent]

Snow interferes with my preference for shorts and flip-flops all year, so I live in California.

(Careful with what y'all post, don't get political...)

[atomicholiday]

California girls is what I wish they all could be.

[1972coronet]

Be California girls them all - maybe only in appearance , certainly not in personality 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Personality" used to be what folks said the 400 pound zitty horse-faced girl with the pig-nose and webbed fingers had to compensate for her lack of looks, but today we're not s'posed to judge appearance.

                                 

Edited October 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[JollySipper]

Appearance packages were a way to try and sell what were once muscle cars that had had all the 'muscle' regulated out of them.......

[atomicholiday]

Them there is fighting’ words.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Words can never hurt me, but sticks and stones can cause grievous bodily harm.  

[stitchdup]

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Edited October 15, 2024 by stitchdup

[Ace-Garageguy]

1 hour ago, stitchdup said:

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(That's going to be hard to follow.)

[Little Timmy]

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( got you covered ...)