One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

way more time to relax and work on my model cars is what I long for, but day-to-day life, especially my job responsibilities, keeps impeding my aspirations, intentions and plans

[Ace-Garageguy]

Plans for any military engagement often become useless shortly after battle is joined.

[stitchdup]

joined up writing is difficult in russian or chinese

[Ace-Garageguy]

Chinese-manufactured parts and tools, while sometimes just fine and good value, are often of inferior quality in fit, finish, material, and durability.

[1972coronet]

Durability - lack-thereof - of "goods" manufactured in certain regions leads to full landfills, roadside disposals, busted knuckles, and leaded paint, etc., etc.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Etc." covers a multitude of sins.

[stitchdup]

sins and virtue is the start of a scottish saying but the rest will get me banned

[Ace-Garageguy]

Banned meat...oh wait...canned meat-like bug-based imitation animal-protein substitute probably doesn't make the best haggis.

https://news.liverpool.ac.uk/2016/01/25/watch-insect-haggis-served-up-for-burns-night/#:~:text=The main ingredient of the,a special vegetarian diet first.

Edited October 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

haggis done right doesn't include meat per se, but is oats, chopped organs and spices boiled in a sheeps stomach

[Ace-Garageguy]

3 minutes ago, stitchdup said:

haggis done right doesn't include meat per se, but is oats, chopped organs and spices boiled in a sheeps stomach

Stomach and organs come from critters that have meat on the outside, however.

Edited October 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[1972coronet]

However you slice it, Haggis and Hagar the Horrible may 'er may'n be related

[Ace-Garageguy]

Related questions include "do you really want to know what's in those hot-dogs?"

[JollySipper]

Hot-dogs, chicken nuggets, dog food, it's all the same stuff!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Stuff and nonsense" is an idiomatic expression for "absurd foolishness".

[Tim W. SoCal]

foolishness is what a LOT of people are practicing when it comes to managing their circumstances

[JollySipper]

Circumstances may be beyond our control, but how we respond to them is within our control...........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Control and power over others is often the desire of insecure personality types.

[Tom Geiger]

Types of people include those whose primary function on Earth is  to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide and beer into urine so it can be safely disposed of in the city sewer

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sewer contents of the lumpier variety are routinely found in some folk's heads.

Edited October 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

heads, cylinder blocks, intake manifolds and water pumps for automotive engines weigh much more when made of cast iron than those cast in aluminum

Edited October 29, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Aluminum" (the word) weighs a little more in the countries where it gets an extra syllable (i) and becomes "aluminium".

[slusher]

Aluminum is the English term for the British word Aluminium…

[A modeler named mike]

Aluminium foil makes a great receptor when worn on the head for receiving important messages from aliens in space..?

[NOBLNG]

Space alien and other subliminal messaging, mind reading and electromagnetic waves I believe, are actually blocked by the foil.

Edited October 29, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Foil the dastardly plans and machinations of those who would outlaw walking and chewing gum at the same time "for your safety".