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[LennyB]

Typos are not related to yoyos but if you make too many you look like one.

[Tim W. SoCal]

One of the aspects of this forum that I really enjoy, in addition to the comradery,  is that some of the posts cause me to laugh out loud.

[Big John]

Loud does Not necessarily mean fast!

[Tim W. SoCal]

Fast is good, but accuracy is everything!

[LennyB]

Everything Or Nothing at All Tour was a concert tour by the Foo Fighters, in support of But Here We Are, their eleventh studio album.

[A modeler named mike]

Album cover is all that remains from our Iron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida LP after Mom snapped the record in half, but to be fair we did play it over and over repeatedly even after being told NOT too earlier in a very authoritative tone by her.

Edited December 23, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[LennyB]

Her demands were not met fast enough so she took action into her own hands and that was the last we heard of Iron Butterfly, until we snuck another copy into the house.

[slusher]

House has some ladybugs 🐞 on the celling have no idea where they came from..

[LennyB]

From the Outer Limits where they grow to be the size of Dumbo the elephant.

[Little Timmy]

Elephant dung covered the streets as the parade went by.

[Big John]

By the way, Happy Holidays!

[1972coronet]

Holidays' traditions such as Mari Lwyd are among my favourite festivities (and part of me lineage)

 

[A modeler named mike]

festivities I can handle, but its the final bill that is less celebratory.

[JollySipper]

Celebratory champagne on the winner's podium is tradition in a lot of motor sports............

[slusher]

Sports I would say 🏈 football has always been my favorite..

Edited December 23, 2024 by slusher

[JollySipper]

Favorite sports of mine would be the gentleman's games of billiards or pool...........

[ChrisBcritter]

Pool hall brings trouble to River City, according to Harold Hill.

[slusher]

Hill in my back yard if we would get snow my neighbor and his son across the street would come and sled 🛷…

Edited December 23, 2024 by slusher
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[Tim W. SoCal]

sled riding down their snow covered hill was a favorite activity when we went to visit my Mom's Uncle & Aunt's tourist resort cabins in the mountains to celebrate our White Christmas

[Ace-Garageguy]

Christmas spirit seems to me to be more elusive with the passing years.

[NOBLNG]

Years pass by like hours and hours sometimes seem like an eternity.

[LennyB]

Eternity Perfume for women , Eau De Parfum makes my nose itch and eyes water.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop of whisky to drink.

[NOBLNG]

Drink the Koolaid…just drink the Koolaid.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Koolaid" is pretty much nothing but sugar water, with zero nutritional value.