LennyB Posted February 25 Posted February 25 Posference is your state of exhaustion after digging a row or post holes by hand. 1 1
A modeler named mike Posted February 25 Posted February 25 Hand me that post hole digger, I'll finish the fence and you take a brake, No wait if you take my brake I won't be able to stop my car, so go ahead and after your break get your butt back to work. 1 1
JollySipper Posted February 25 Posted February 25 Work was always something I didn't mind doing, because I knew that with work comes money, and with money comes freedoms, like having a vehicle........ 2
A modeler named mike Posted February 25 Posted February 25 "Runs like a top", said the salesman while he had his fingers crossed behind his back, but little did he know I wasn't gonna make any of the payments anyway. 2
JollySipper Posted February 25 Posted February 25 Anyway you look at it, if Peter Green had stayed in Fleetwood Mac, they would have ended up going in a completely different direction........... 2
LennyB Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Direction that would have probably left Lyndsey and Stevie playing small clubs in LA. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 26 Posted February 26 LA's been through a lot lately, and I'm not talking about Lower Alabama.
A modeler named mike Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Alabama is known as "Sweet Home" according to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Tim W. SoCal Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Skynard was their nickname for their high school PE Coach, as I'm sure you all know
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 26 Posted February 26 "Know all men by these presents" doesn't mean everyone gets a bribe. 1 1
A modeler named mike Posted February 26 Posted February 26 "Bribe?, why no sir officer, I was just merely asking you about this hundred dollar bill that I speculated was a bookmarker that musta fell out of your ticket book sir", said the nervous priest illegally parked in a NO PARKING zone at the All Boys School for the Blind. 3
LennyB Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Blind mice, three of them I am told, are running around sans tails as the Farmers wife cut them off.
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 26 Posted February 26 (edited) "Off with their tails !!!!" shrieked the demented farmer's wife after getting confused while watching TV and believing she was "Queen for a Day". Edited February 26 by Ace-Garageguy 1
JollySipper Posted February 26 Posted February 26 'Day after day, I will work and I will play.... but the day after today, I will stop and I will start', lyrics from a Violent Femmes song titled 'Add it up'......... 1
Falcon Ranchero Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Baboon spelled backwards is "Noobab" and that's a pretty fun word to say.
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 26 Posted February 26 (edited) Say noobab 3 times, turn around twice, put your finger aside your nose, and you might teleport to Kansas City, but probably not. Edited February 26 by Ace-Garageguy 1 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 26 Posted February 26 (edited) "Matter" as we understand it is mostly empty space. Edited February 26 by Ace-Garageguy 2
A modeler named mike Posted February 26 Posted February 26 Ace in the hole is not a reference to Bill being broke or falling into a sinkhole. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 26 Posted February 26 (edited) Sinkhole collecting is a hobby that may annoy your HOA and takes a lot of real estate. Edited February 26 by Ace-Garageguy 2
NOBLNG Posted February 26 Author Posted February 26 Estate taxes might be avoided by designating a beneficiary in your will. 1
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