JollySipper Posted March 1 Posted March 1 'Instructions aren't available for raising kids' is a crock of baloney, as there's a Billion books written on the subject............
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 1 Posted March 1 Subject yourself to daily doses of pain and starvation if you want to dislike your lot in life even more than you already do.
JollySipper Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Me thinks that you have to be in the right frame of mind for that song to work! 3
ChrisBcritter Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Work Song was a hit for Herb Alpert and the TJB, but I prefer this 1963 waxing by The Shoelaces: 2
Rodent Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Shoelaces are something I am not wearing right now because I am not wearing shoes on my feet 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) Feet without OJ are like shoelaces without Anita Bryant. Edited March 2 by Ace-Garageguy 1
ChrisBcritter Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Bryant (Ray) was the leader of the combo that popularized the line dance called The Madison.
A modeler named mike Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Madison Beer is not an alcohol beverage but rather very attractive singer, songwriter and producer.
LennyB Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Producer I know is currently working on a Hallmark Christmas Movie for next year but do to the lack of snow he had to resort to a snow machine he borrowed from Hunter Mountain.
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) Mountain men probably smell worse than a rutting moose after a long winter with no running water. Edited March 2 by Ace-Garageguy 2
NOBLNG Posted March 2 Author Posted March 2 (edited) Water doesn’t taste as good as Mountain Dew. Edited March 2 by NOBLNG 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) Saloon gals ain't like they used ta was. Edited March 2 by Ace-Garageguy 1
A modeler named mike Posted March 2 Posted March 2 There seems to be a misconception as to what art really is nowadays. 1
JollySipper Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Nowadays 'art' doesn't have to convey any sort of message or emotion, it's now mostly done for shock value....... 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 2 Posted March 2 (edited) Shock value notwithstanding, nowadays a spoiling banana taped to a wall as "art" can bring really big bucks ($6.2 million)...and probably lotsa little flies...so you'd best eat it before it rots. Edited March 2 by Ace-Garageguy 2
Tim W. SoCal Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Anniversary editions of automobiles or other products can be exciting, but are often just mundane
LennyB Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Mundane land is where all the boring old cars are laid to rest 1
JollySipper Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Rest is needed by everyone, that's why on the 7th day God created 'laziness'! 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Laziness probably could qualify as a hobby all by itself. 2
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