One sentence game

[slusher]

Tubular, don’t remember that phrase but that’s really strange…

[A modeler named mike]

Strange Engineering manufacturers drag rear ends for all types of applications but not for the human rear end.

[Ace-Garageguy]

END ELDER ABUSE is a bumper sticker I need, being a useless, past it, shouting-at-clouds geezer.

                           

Edited April 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Geezer status comes when you wake up one day and realize you're not eighty anymore.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Anymore" isn't a popular sentence starter apparently.

[stitchdup]

apparently not

[JollySipper]

Not complaining, but someone needs to end a sentence with something way out of left field, like zizzibalooba......

[ChrisBcritter]

Zizzibalooba mechicka boola
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo;
put them together and what have you got?

Edited April 15 by ChrisBcritter

[NOBLNG]

Got a headache from trying to imagine that making sense.

[A modeler named mike]

Sense vs cents, one the human race has five of and the other 5 of won't get you much anymore. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Anymore" and "any more" are frequently interchanged, though they mean entirely different things.

[A modeler named mike]

Things happen is a cleaned up way of saying 💩 happens, and it does all the time.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time me while I make some stuff happen.

[A modeler named mike]

Happen to have the time sir?

[slusher]

Sir, what time does the bank open?

[A modeler named mike]

"Open up wide", said Dr. Molar as his trembling hand holding the hypodermic needle filled with novocaine neared my mouth. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Mouth" in some circumstances can getcha in a heap of trouble.

[A modeler named mike]

Trouble with those mouths they sometimes don't know when to shut unless someone else intervenes with a punch, and I'm talking Hawaiian punch.

[slusher]

Trouble I remember my dad saying that stay zipped or you would get in trouble..

[Falcon Ranchero]

Trouble was, two dudes posted a sentence at the same time, so we got two sentences startin' with trouble, Plus since that last sentence ended with trouble, this one starts with trouble too, so we'll end witha punch.

Edited April 16 by Falcon Ranchero

[Ace-Garageguy]

Punch bowl angling for goldfish can be an entertaining and edible party game.

Edited April 16 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Game of Thrones has new meaning after lunch at Taco Bell..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bell ringers go dingalingaling, or maybe ding dong, or bong bong bong.

[A modeler named mike]

Bong, yeah I remember those.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Those were the days, but maybe they weren't