One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Diesel fuel is a byproduct of making gasoline, yet some places charge more for it than gas......

[stitchdup]

gas would be a renewable enegy source if we could only tap politicians

[Ace-Garageguy]

Politicians, for the most part, have strong and vocal opinions on everything they have no knowledge of, just like most of their constituents.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Constituents parts of an internal combustion engine include the engine block, crankshaft, connecting rods, pistons, lubrication system, camshaft, crank-to-cam timing assembly, cylinder head assemblies, intake manifold, induction system and cooling system

Edited April 28 by Tim W. SoCal

[thatz4u]

System Processing, Recalculating, said the GPS as the driver hit the bus in front of him

[Ace-Garageguy]

Him bid bad mean man made me cwy an I'm dunna take my toys an do home.

[stitchdup]

home is where the heart is so i assume its wet and sticky with a horrific view

[JollySipper]

View from a high place is called a Belvedere, from up higher would be a Satellite, thus Plymouth's trim levels...........

[Tim W. SoCal]

Levels of trim for one of my favorite cars include the 300, 300 Deluxe, Concours Custom, SS (Super Sport), SS396, SS454 and Malibu

[Ace-Garageguy]

Malibu was home to one of my aunts and her husband after WW2.

[JollySipper]

WW2 ended in 1812, when Columbus discovered Australia...... right?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Right now I'm thinking the above poster just recently graduated from college.

[Tim W. SoCal]

College of Obscure Knowledge, one of many Ivy League institutions where for $480,000 you can earn a Master's Degree in creative papier-mâché, a skill that is in VERY high demand.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Demand your institutes of higher learning impart some useful life skills in addition to the esoteric gibberish of your major, like how to do your own laundry, how to make mac-n-cheese and Ramen noodles and basic sammiges and scrambled eggs without Gramma's help (odds are your mom can't cook either), how to make coffee in your own kitchen, and how to figure a 10% tip in your head (so at least you'll know if you're being screwed when you have to resort to waiting tables to survive).

Edited April 29 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY and ACCURACY

[thatz4u]

Head over Heels, another Chick-Flick

[A modeler named mike]

"Flick it, don't eat it!" said mommy to me when I picked my nose, but she didn't know I was gonna wipe it on her dress when she wasn't looking. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Looking at the previous post carefully, responding with some understanding of exactly what constitutes a "sentence", and comprehension of standard English punctuation would all go a long way towards playing the game according to the very simple rules, but that's apparently expecting too much. 

[Rob Hall]

Much is expected from those who promise much.

[A modeler named mike]

Much criticism falls on deaf ears as does sarcasm to those who do not worry or thrive on what others think.

[NOBLNG]

Think before you post.

[Rob Hall]

Post, postal or post hole? 

[Rodent]

Hole in the wall bars can be a lot of fun, especially at closing time.

(whatever that is in your city/state/country)

[Rob Hall]

Time is a flat circle, some theorize. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Theorize on all the ways to keep your customers happy because if the only thing they have to complain about is the price of your services, you're doing it right.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Right" is sometimes considered to be defined solely by who holds the "might".