One sentence game

[stitchdup]

sausage is square in scotland

[Ace-Garageguy]

Scotland has hairy coos.     

[Tim W. SoCal]

Coos are the sounds of the music of the Mourning Doves that people of our area are abundantly in love with.

[Ace-Garageguy]

With six you get egg roll...or is it eggroll?

Edited June 19 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Eggroll or egg roll is okay, but I prefer the Thai Salad Rolls because I like the peanut sauce that goes with them; saying all that was just an excuse to show you a sign on the wall of my favorite Thai restaurant. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Restaurant warnings about spice levels remind me of one time in an Indian place, after I ordered vindaloo, the waiter cautioned me that it was "plenty menty hot!!!"

[Tim W. SoCal]

"plenty menty hot" reminds me of the time we took my inlaws to our favorite local Thai restaurant, ordered our heat level of 4 on a 5 scale, as my wife and I had done MANY times before, and as we all ate our food, we began to sweat and our faces turned red from the heat, for which it was explained to us "oh, we're getting chilis from Thailand now, they are much hotter than the chilis we had before".

[89AKurt]

Before Darwinism ruled.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ruled pads keep my lines of handwritten shop notes from snaking all over the page.

[NOBLNG]

Page 653 of this thread astonishes me, as I thought it would get shut down due to people pushing the limits.

[thatz4u]

limits... I have them, & tend to ignore them...

[NOBLNG]

Them is everybody except me.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Me" gets kinda old when it's all a woman truly cares about...meaning herself and how you can benefit her.

Edited Friday at 09:46 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Her wish is your command!😈

[Rodent]

"Command" is only one letter off from "Commando", which is either a classic Jeep, or how I prefer to dress in warm weather.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Weather is whether or not there's something inclement.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Inclement weather doesn't deter most of us who work outdoors from doing our jobs, but it definitely makes the work day a whole lot less pleasant.

Edited Saturday at 02:09 AM by Tim W. SoCal

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Pleasant dreams, little one" said the slavering monster from under the bed.    

[JollySipper]

Bed time rituals for the Boogy Man include looking under His bed for Chuck Norris..........

[89AKurt]

Norris, there is a guy with the same last name in the auto club who is in the final stages of a slow grind to a halt.

Edited Saturday at 04:19 AM by 89AKurt

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Halt; who goes there?" is a sentence within a sentence in this sentence.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Sentence after sentence after irrational sentence comes out of their mouths, only proving beyond any shadow of a doubt that they know nothing in reference to the subject at hand.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Hand me that chrome left-handed framislator wrench.

[Calb56]

Wrench, oh I initially read that as "wench", my mistake.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Mistake is grabbing the wrong wrench because wrench organizers help keep my toolbox neat and tidy as well as making specific sizes easy to find.