One sentence game

[stitchdup]

man size hankies are a lie, they barely cover my foot

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Foot Size Hankies" on the label probably wouldn't engender sales though...

[NOBLNG]

Though I tried to respond properly, it turns out that I was on the wrong page.

Edited August 9 by NOBLNG

[Tim W. SoCal]

Page 678 of this entertaining thread will be here soon.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Soon enough we'll all be worm-food.

[Calb56]

Worm-food or food, I wasn't certain if we were counting hyphenated words as one or two words?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Words with hyphens can be tricky, and I've asked the same question here, but I think in the context of this game either choice would be acceptable.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Acceptable actions in our society do not include running traffic signals immediately after the light turns red because the perpetrator thinks they are more important than everyone else so they don't need to wait.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wait; there's more.

[thatz4u]

More?......How about a few dollars more.....

 

[JollySipper]

More spaghetti, anyone?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Anyone want fries with that?

[Tim W. SoCal]

That with a cheeseburger and a soda will now cost you almost $15.00 in today's devalued money.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Money sure doesn't go as far as it used to, even taking decades of inflation into consideration.

[slusher]

Consideration in putting some money in a rainy day fund would be smart.,

[Tim W. SoCal]

Smart people do their best and work really hard, but are sometimes just not lucky.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Lucky" often means being in the right place at the right time because you worked like the devil to get there.

[slusher]

There is always hard to do if you’re willing to work……

[Ace-Garageguy]

Work doesn't have to be something you hate but have to do to pay your bills if you do work you enjoy and are good at, but for some odd reason, not many people ever seem to realize that,

[JollySipper]

That sounds a lot like something Mr. Alan Watts would have said.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Said Mr. Watts also: "you are under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago" and "we are so scared of being unimportant, of not being somebody, that we are willing to be anything at all." 

Edited August 11 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Tim W. SoCal]

All of the CDs in my music library are yelling "play me, play me!" while all the models in my stash are screaming "build me, build me!", but my cat is crying "pet me, pet me!" and work starts early in the morning so I gotta go.

[89AKurt]

Go slow rider.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rider rash can afflict parts of the occasional operator of any two-wheeled conveyance who doesn't use the right gear, or have sufficiently calloused skin in the contact areas.

Edited August 11 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Areas my need some cortisone cream to help it heal fast..