One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

Mick tried, and he tried, and he tried, and he tried, but can't get no satisfaction.

[Calb56]

Satisfaction is never guaranteed, so you need to make your own happiness.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Happiness and satisfaction are better than inaction due to stupefaction from the smell of putrefaction.

Edited Thursday at 12:36 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[Marley]

Putrefaction reminds us of the fragile line between life and decay in the natural world.

[Ace-Garageguy]

World events sometimes defy rational explanations.

[Elrodbeckham]

explantoins are needed for how to spell.

 

beckham

[stitchdup]

11 minutes ago, Elrodbeckham said:

explantoins are needed for how to spell.

 

beckham

thats not how the game works

edit; not part of the game

[thatz4u]

Game: A competitive activity or sport in which players contend with each other according to a set of rules.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Rules are meant to be bent.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bent rules are one thing, but just ignoring them for whatever reason...and I have my suspicions as to why...is something else entirely.

[NOBLNG]

Entirely true your suspicions may be.

[slusher]

Be nice too everyone one you meet..

[thatz4u]

Meet the Beatles, 1964, song titled It Won't be Long, good music from days gone by.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

By now one would think that the non-sentence above would have been made into the following sentence: "Meet the Beatles, 1964, had  a  song titled It Won't be Long, good music from days gone by".

Edited Friday at 09:16 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

By the Time I Get To Phoenix, 1964, Glen Campbell sang this song that was a hit from days gone by.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

By way of illustrating a much less awkward sentence that expresses the same thought, allow me to respectfully present "By the Time I Get to Phoenix was a hit from days gone by, sung by Glenn Campbell in 1967".

Edited Friday at 10:26 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

1967 Camaros are one car that I wouldn’t mind owning.

[JollySipper]

Owning a Camaro would be great, only if it's an IROC one, though............  

Edited Saturday at 12:10 AM by JollySipper

[Ace-Garageguy]

Though rhymes with "doh".    

[GLMFAA1]

Dough is good for a baker and a wallet "doh"

[NOBLNG]

“Doh” is best accompanied by a self inflicted sharp smack to the forehead.

Edited Saturday at 01:31 PM by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Forehead o' mine seems to be getting taller all the time, but as I become more and more "highbrow", why don't I seem to be getting smarter?

[bobthehobbyguy]

Smarter than the average bear.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bear with me here: "smarter than the average bear", posted immediately above, is NOT a sentence.

[JollySipper]

"Sentence Schmentence!" he yelled as he strung together a bunch of nonsensical words.......