One sentence game

[mk11]

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Fail" isn't a grade anyone likes to see, and it can usually be avoided by putting in some effort.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Effort expended to avoid failure is most often less strenuous than effort needed to recover from failure.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Failure of a pathetic weld like this on a roll cage can be fatal.

[johnyrotten]

Fatal flaws and poor workmanship can be hidden, or in plain sight.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sight lines from operator positions in vehicles and mobile equipment should be well thought out early in the design phase.

 

Edited Saturday at 12:42 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Phase one of your model project is researching a plan and step two is stepping away from the keyboard.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Keyboard warriors don't get service ribbons.

[mk11]

Ribbons and trophies awarded for just showing up count for little in the real world of adulting.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Adulting" wouldn't seem to be all that popular today, but my perception may be flawed by the jillions of fully-grown babies with internet access who lack any sense of restraint or propriety.

Edited Saturday at 09:11 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Tim W. SoCal]

Propriety, respect and appreciation are characteristics I see seriously lacking in our part of the world right now.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Now would be a good time for a lot of dozy people to wake up and start paying attention.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Attention to detail is what differentiates a good finished job or project from a great one.

[Ace-Garageguy]

One thing I've become painfully aware of is that nuance and subtle distinctions in thought have pretty much gone the way of the Dodo bird.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Bird brained Bobby bought big bouncy biscuits but biting begot bitterness beginning by burning Bobby's big bulbous belly bulging beyond Bobby's baggy britches.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Britches worn surfing and allowed to dry on you will almost certainly itch.

[NOBLNG]

Itch that won’t go away may require some salve.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Salve may not do it for some itches, so you might need a few shots to get the job done.

[JollySipper]

'Done' or just before, is how I prefer my slice of bovine...........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bovine exhaust is simultaneously the fuel and the primary product of the interwebs.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Interwebs being accessed in search of accurate information may easily lead the researcher down a dark and dangerous pathway.

[LennyB]

Pathway leads out of the room and once again you find yourself in the world of Zork

[mk11]

Zork  is a game featuring illuminating, edifying quotes like 'you are likely to be eaten by a grue'.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Grue up ta be a biggun, din he?

[89AKurt]

He tried to have an open mind, then it ejected. 🤯