One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ejected matter" can describe anything from volcanic ash to stuff from the sun's corona to vomit.

Edited September 24 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[LennyB]

Vomit the Frog, Kermits younger brother, was always sick as a child.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Child, Julia, was the TV French Chef who always seemed to be very happily sampling the meal's wine as she cooked.

[JollySipper]

"Cooked up a mess of Gumbo!" exclaimed the creole chef Justin Wilson as he also nipped the cooking wine............

[Ace-Garageguy]

Wine consumed by the box daily might be a red flag when observed while choosing a potential mate.

[stitchdup]

mate, some of us need wine to have a chance

[Ace-Garageguy]

Chance encounters, I eventually learned, aren't usually a strong basis for developing long term committed and exclusive relationships.

[NOBLNG]

Relationships are becoming increasingly purely electronic.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Electronic girlfriends I think are kinda creepy, frankly, but robot babes might be a whole 'nother story (as long as they come with service manuals). 

Edited September 24 by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

Manual says don't drink the battery acid.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Acid reflux disease passed me by.

[LennyB]

By the time her battery was charged and she was ready to go I had fallen asleep.

[mk11]

Asleep at the Wheel is a great western swing band.

[slusher]

Band I was listening too last night on YouTube was Lover Boy and watching live videos..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Videos of cats come in 3 main categories: cutesy / creepy, hysterically funny, and proof positive that cats are superior to humans in every way imaginable.  🐈

Edited September 25 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Imaginable scenarios in just about every arena have have expanded enormously.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Enormously expanded waistlines have become the norm rather than the exception.

[mk11]

Exception I'll gladly make in this case to my rule of never forgetting a face. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Face the man in the mirror honestly, and ask him if he's proud of who he sees.

[LennyB]

Sees Candies will contribute to that ever expanding waistline.

 

Edited September 25 by LennyB

[Tim W. SoCal]

Waistline will be fine if, when you dine, you stay within your line, avoid the fruit of the vine and recognize feeling full as your sign.
















 

[NOBLNG]

Sign, smign….I’m eatin’ everything I paid for.

[Ace-Garageguy]

For that, my roly poly compatriots, is why we patronize "all you can eat" buffets anyway, isn't it?

[LennyB]

It went out for a haircut last week and now looks just like Uncle Fester

[thatz4u]

Fester defined: To undergo decay; rot, sorta like the boxes on some vintage kits at model shows.