One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Detergent oil will make your nice clean clothes not squeak when you walk, right?

                                      

Edited Tuesday at 11:33 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Right hand drive vehicles are going to be a new experience for me this spring when I hopefully go to Ireland and Scotland.

[Rodent]

Scotland is a huge amusement park owned by a guy named Scott.

[stitchdup]

scott nuffin tae dae wae u offisher

[Ace-Garageguy]

Offisher, I washn't drivin', honesht; I wash jush shleepin' here at the red light.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Light up the drive tires in front of a traffic cop and you'll probably get an exhibition of speed ticket.

[89AKurt]

Ticket scalpers picket.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Picket and it'll bleed" is what Mrs. Loopner's shouting sounded like, but I'm pretty sure she meant "pick it".

[slusher]

Pick it is what you do if you have to get a big buger out..

[stitchdup]

"out of the black and into the red" was a common phrase on bullseye

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Bullseye target returns on their investment are what  model manufacturers are hoping for each time they release a NEW or REISSUED model kit.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kit-cars, the full-scale ones, can be pretty decent drivers and on very rare occasions can be built up to make vehicles that perform significantly better than the originals.

Edited Thursday at 10:51 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[89AKurt]

Originals such as Royal Jewels?

[NOBLNG]

Jewels are a very lucrative commodity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Commodity traders once inspired no end of jokes involving pork bellies.

[thatz4u]

Bellies are noticed mostly at small town Walmarts..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Walmarts", as they say, was the only place within miles of the shop Wednesday afternoon where I could get hot-glue sticks, which I use extensively for CAD (cardboard aided design).

[mk11]

Design that is best is the simplest one that works.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Works" race cars referred to those fielded by the factory, as opposed to independent teams.