One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Detergent oil will make your nice clean clothes not squeak when you walk, right?

                                      

Edited Tuesday at 11:33 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Right hand drive vehicles are going to be a new experience for me this spring when I hopefully go to Ireland and Scotland.

[Rodent]

Scotland is a huge amusement park owned by a guy named Scott.

[stitchdup]

scott nuffin tae dae wae u offisher

[Ace-Garageguy]

Offisher, I washn't drivin', honesht; I wash jush shleepin' here at the red light.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Light up the drive tires in front of a traffic cop and you'll probably get an exhibition of speed ticket.

[89AKurt]

Ticket scalpers picket.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Picket and it'll bleed" is what Mrs. Loopner's shouting sounded like, but I'm pretty sure she meant "pick it".

[slusher]

Pick it is what you do if you have to get a big buger out..

[stitchdup]

"out of the black and into the red" was a common phrase on bullseye

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Bullseye target returns on their investment are what  model manufacturers are hoping for each time they release a NEW or REISSUED model kit.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kit-cars, the full-scale ones, can be pretty decent drivers and on very rare occasions can be built up to make vehicles that perform significantly better than the originals.

Edited 20 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[89AKurt]

Originals such as Royal Jewels?

[NOBLNG]

Jewels are a very lucrative commodity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Commodity traders once inspired no end of jokes involving pork bellies.