One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cars without forward facing windows may become a thing as self-driving vehicles catch on, and the view of oncoming traffic may become too stressful for generations of passive passengers.

Edited Thursday at 08:33 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[slusher]

passengers are supposed to nap while the cars are driving..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Driving while napping is a good way to wake up dead.

[89AKurt]

Dead pedal missing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Missing...one cylinder" said the mechanic when I was a kid watching him listen to an engine, and I wondered "where could it have gone?"

[NOBLNG]

Gone are those tiny parts that get launched by my tweezers.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tweezers should be in every first-aid kit and medicine cabinet.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Cabinet contents should be organized in a way that the most frequently consumed items are the easiest to pick up and take.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Take my word for things if you want to, but I'd really prefer that everyone do his own research and critical thinking.

Edited Friday at 01:10 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Tim W. SoCal]

Thinking of all the people with deficient driving skills on the crowded SoCal roads and freeways, I'm reminded of the words of the immortal John Milner when he declared "Driving is serious business!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

Business decisions that don't take the long view are, in a word, stupid...and I've made my share.

[thatz4u]

Share & Cher are not the same in meaning or spelling..

[NOBLNG]

Spelling errors can be avoided by proof reading before submitting.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Submitting" is another of those words that has a coupla meanings, but they're both spllelleded the same.

[JollySipper]

"Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!" was the closing statement for the corniest TV show that ever was, but it did feature Burgess Meredith, my favorite actor.........

[NOBLNG]

Actor be acted upon.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Upon my honor" has no meaning to some.

[mk11]

Some folks be believin' that

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Right now, it would appear that at least half the inhabitants of every village (with internet access) are idiots.  

[JollySipper]

Idiots should be easier to spot, like they should be holding a sign............  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sign of idiocy be like...oops, I better not go there, 'cause Googli admonishes me that intelligence and cognitive abilities exist on a spectrum, and there's a wide range of human neurodiversity, so it's apparently no longer possible to just be a stupid fool.

Edited Sunday at 03:52 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Big John]

Fool they called me when I put my life savings into that startup Apple IPO, if only!

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Only The Lonely", released in 1960, achieved the number two position on the U.S. Billboard pop music charts and was Roy Orbison's first major hit.

[thatz4u]

Hit recorded in 1969 by the Beatles on the Abby Road Album, composed by George Harrison.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Harrison probably knew what a sentence was, and the difference between a sentence and a descriptive phrase.