Ace-Garageguy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "God" is dog spelled backwards. (NOTE: No disrespect intended or implied) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Backwards is the direction that we the people seem to be going so we don't need more dogs but more God (No disrespect to dog lovers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "God" is a forbidden topic here, falling under the heading of "religion", so exercise prudence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 prudence always seemed a strange name especially if you met my aunt prudence who was notorious for her follies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Follies being intentionally played out is what has my britches twisted today. (🤐... I'll try my best Bill, thanks for your wisdom buddy I appreciate it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Today is the last day of your life up until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Now is when the rest of your life starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Starts and stops and carrying children is the life of a school bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Bus wheels go round and round in the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Song bird singing in the dead of night" is a line from the song "Blackbirds" by the Beatles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 "Beatles" is a play on words, a pun........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 pun questionably a difficult word upon on which to begin the independent clause Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Clause isn’t the guy who sneaks down your chimney once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 While that clause is used in contracts the other Claus had a clause or two in his movies because he put on the suit and another where he needed to get married before midnight..🎅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Midnight is a great time to hunt armadillos.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 (edited) Armadillos are the state bird of Texas, aren't they? Edited March 20 by Ace-Garageguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicholiday Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 They sure are!👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 Are you sure, because I have never seen one fly, but they DO get run over repeatedly on the freeway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLMFAA1 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 (edited) Freeway, but it isn't, pay the toll greg Edited March 21 by GLMFAA1 typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Toll House chocolate chip cookies are even more satisfying when eating with milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Milk has a favorite cookie according to the ads, and it's the Oreo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted March 21 Author Share Posted March 21 Oreo cookies are my second favourite, after Chips Ahoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Ahoy" said the sailors to the mermaids swimming port side of their vessel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 "Vessel empty make most noise", to paraphrase an old saying about dumb being loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted March 21 Author Share Posted March 21 Loud barking dogs need better training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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