One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Worse, worser, and worstest just isn't the right progression.

[NOBLNG]

Progression is preferable to regression.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Regression in some forms seems to get rebranded as progression more and more lately, but those who are ignorant of history are doomed to make a dog's breakfast out of everything they touch.

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tom Geiger]

Touch my junk and you'll pull back a bloody stump!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stump grinders are nowhere near as much fun as wood chippers...or as versatile. 

[Tom Geiger]

Versatile people are in the minority these days,  most folks are stuck in their ways and live in The Land of Can't.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Can't" is one of the words I most hate to hear, though if a man say's he's having a hard time with something, but keeps trying, I'll bend over backwards to help him get across the line; if he gives up and says "I can't", I'm done with him.

[misterNNL]

Him was a Finnish rock band formed in 1991 in Helsinki.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Helsinki is when the devil's home goes blub blub blub beneath the waves.

[Calb56]

"Waves" was not the word I originally saw but rather "Wave", which was a song on "Sinatra & Company" which was a mishmash of an album that was put together mostly by the record executives. 

Edited November 28, 2022 by Calb56

[ChrisBcritter]

Executives were Packard's last shot at building a mid-level luxury model in 1956, and were created by putting Four Hundred/Patrician front clips on Clipper bodies.

Edited November 28, 2022 by ChrisBcritter

[misterNNL]

Bodies can be beautiful or not so much like what I see in my mirror every morning.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Morning arriving with bodies piled in the streets may be an indication of an impending zombie apocalypse.

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Calb56]

Apocalypse originally just meant an unveiling, or that which is uncovered, it comes from the Greek word which literally means to pull the lid off something. 

[Classicgas]

Something is in the air.

Edited November 28, 2022 by Classicgas

[misterNNL]

Air outside today is pretty rank as one of the local hog farmers is probably hauling and spreading manure.

[Tom Geiger]

Manure pretty much describes this thread 

[Classicgas]

Thread used to be used for scale spark plug wires.

[Tom Geiger]

Wires from old cell phone chargers also yield wire suitable for spark plug wires

[misterNNL]

Wires in modern engine bays are very confusing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Confusing is advice from people who think they're experts (but aren't), endlessly rebleated.

Edited November 28, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[slusher]

Rebleated fake news,I get so tired of hearing!

[misterNNL]

Hearing what the rebleaters are saying is a personal choice,another choice is the channel selection button or the power off one.

[Ace-Garageguy]

One can't work to change the sorry state of things if one sticks one's fingers in one's ears and shouts "la la la la la la" to avoid hearing what a mess we're in.

[ChrisBcritter]

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida just means In the Garden of Eden.