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[ChrisBcritter]

"Mother... oh, God, Mother... blood... blood!" cried Norman.

Edited April 14, 2023 by ChrisBcritter

[Ace-Garageguy]

Norman Bates didn't have the same reaction to having Janet Leigh staying at my motel as I would have.

Edited April 14, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

Have no reservation.

[NOBLNG]

“Reservation required” the sign on the restaurants website stated.

[Little Timmy]

Stated on the sign, " long haired freaky people need not apply" .

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Apply logic, reason, and critical thinking to everything you're told, and you just might stand a chance of understanding the difference between truth and highly stacked boloney.

Edited April 14, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Classicgas]

Baloney is great fried.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fried peanut butter and banana sammiges rocked Elvis' world, and Scotland is known as the home of battered and deep-fried Mars bars.

Edited April 14, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Bars and stars...no wait, that's stars and bars.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bars on the windows when you wake up in the morning are usually an indication there may be unpleasant consequences for the previous evening's activities.

[thatz4u]

activities, something that most Walmart shoppers don't engage in

[Ace-Garageguy]

In the year 9525, I wonder if intelligent life will have evolved on Earth yet.

[Calb56]

Yet, I might have a decent job, house, etc but some days I miss a certain herbal smell of smoke and listening to Pink Floyd way too loud.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Loud IC engines on a track still make me all misty-eyed.  

[1972coronet]

Misty-eyed is how I became while listening to In Search of the Lost Chord whilst under the 'inspiration' of a wilder-than-herb anomaly 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Anomaly" would be an understatement if a black hole were to open up and swallow DC whole.

[jokar124]

Whole lotta shakin' goin' on......

 

Edited April 15, 2023 by jokar124
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[Ace-Garageguy]

On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

[1972coronet]

"Sneezed, then turned again to play his guitar before sneezing again.", recounted Andy Warhol when discussing Sterling Morrison during the filing of Velvet Underground : A Symphony of Sound

[89AKurt]

Sound Of Music promoted hiking in the Alps.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Alps printers' ability to lay down a precise white opaque underlayment, and then print colors over it, made them the favorite of custom decal makers.

Edited April 15, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[thatz4u]

makers were on the Making It tv show

[Ace-Garageguy]

Show me the money trail.  

Edited April 15, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Big John]

Trail a suspect through the Great Dismal Swamp, nearly impossible!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Impossible takes slightly longer" is an old saying among the can-do crowd.