One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Man, which man-witch ate my Manwich?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Manwich rhymes with glamwitch, kinda Vampirella without the fangs.

Edited April 27, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

"Fangs !", exclaimed Mike Tyson upon opening the box containing the grill which George Forman gave to him

[Classicgas]

Him-a-layin down.?

[1972coronet]

"Down on the street where the faces shine...", is the first line in the Stooges Down on the Street on their 2nd album , whose title is Fun House

[bobthehobbyguy]

House edge at a casino means the casino is going to profitable in the long run.

[1972coronet]

Run to the loo, but watch the aglets of your shoes

[bobthehobbyguy]

Shoes are slang for car tires.

[NOBLNG]

Tires are no good in sets of three.

[Classicgas]

Three times two minus three is still three.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Three little pigs houses were built from straw, twigs, and bricks.

[BeakDoc]

Bricks a thick, least ways according to Jethro Tull.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Tull is nonsense or hogwash.

[Rodent]

Hogwash is where pigs go to get cleaned up.

[BeakDoc]

Up yonder would be any point north of where one happens to be located.

[NOBLNG]

Located right next to the toilet in Italy, is usually a bidet.

[Calb56]

Bidet, you mean that's not a drinking fountain?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fountain drinks available at lunch counters in drug stores are a thing of the past.

[thatz4u]

past..what you do with tests to get out of school

[Ace-Garageguy]

School ain't what it used to were.

[JollySipper]

Were you edumacated by the publik systum, two?

[Classicgas]

Two times two minus two is two.

[JollySipper]

Two twos don't make a two, but you would think the offspring of two twos would be a two.....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Two emus mewing would be two too many mewing to you.

[NOBLNG]

You can never have too many models.