One sentence game

[slusher]

Strike does that count when the wife  won’t cook?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cook those two hundred dollar sneakers, or if you're really hungry eat 'em raw.

Edited February 10, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[1972coronet]

Raw Power is healing hand ; raw power can destroy a man

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Man" was once a word that had a pretty much universally understood definition.

[Little Timmy]

Definition of my ab's has gone from "six-pack" , to "beer-keg".

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Keg root-beer from independent producers like 1919 and Fitz's can bring real old-fashioned flavor to picnics.

[89AKurt]

Picnics used to be a thing, long before fast food restaurants were invented.

(picture from family estate, grandpa was a sign painter)

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Invented pants and the internet" would be a pretty impressive bio entry.  

Edited February 10, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Entry doors became exit doors at Walmart right after 2020.

[Little Timmy]

2020 was the "year of the dumpster fire".

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Fire in the hole" isn't what you want to hear just as you connect the last detonator.

Edited February 10, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Detonator cord is or at least was called det cord for short when I was in the service.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Service with a smile" was a slogan used by gas stations back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Edited February 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Earth still has dinosaurs, just in the form of lizards and birds......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Birds and squirrels (and sometimes lizards) are nature's cat-toys.

[NOBLNG]

Toys are not what I want my models called.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Called home from overseas once, and there wasn't anyone there who'd ever heard of me, or that she even had a husband.

[Classicgas]

Husband and wife, there's never any strife.

[slusher]

Strife exists in the homes ? of many married couples and families…

[JollySipper]

Families that seem functional on the outside usually have a black sheep that knows better.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Better Than Bullion is really pretty good, and much more cost-effective than canned beef broth etc., but ONLY IF you use it up before it starts going green and fuzzy.  

Edited February 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Little Timmy]

Fuzzy paint jobs result from my cats using my airbrush when I'm not looking.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Looking in the mirror is more disheartening every day.   

Edited February 12, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Day one of a new modelling project is always exhilarating.

[Classicgas]

Exhilarating is not how I would describe trying to mate interior body and chassis on my 68 Dart build.?