One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

1930s vehicles make the best hotrods!?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hotrods" can be any machines modified to outperform their stock counterparts, at least in my lexicon.

Edited February 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

Lexicon is the con artist version of Lexus.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lexus is the con-artist version of Mercedes.  

Edited February 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Mercedes is a car and a girl.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Girl" is a word that tends to bring up lots of "politically" controversial thoughts these days, so is best left alone.

[Classicgas]

Alone is where people that think the word girl is controversial spend too much time me thinks.

(Not referring to you Bill.)

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Thinks" is not often a thing you can point to someone and say he does.  

Edited February 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Does that part go where the instructions say it goes?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Goes to the pub to hoist a few pints at the end of the workin' day, does I.

[NOBLNG]

I am truly flabbergasted!

Edited February 15, 2024 by NOBLNG

[slusher]

Flabbergasted is a word you don’t hear often!

[NOBLNG]

Often, I will also find myself dumbfounded.?

[daveb7153]

I had a call from a customer today, whose modesty was only exceeded by his greatness.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dumbfounded I am at least once every morning while watching the news.

[slusher]

News is something I seldom watch, I like peace and no negativity..

[JollySipper]

Negativity is not only bad for you mentally, it can also take a toll on you physically.......

[NOBLNG]

Physically fit is a condition that requires work and rarely comes naturally.

[Classicgas]

Naturally I seem to have a aversion to being physically fit?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fit things together before you paint them, and you'll eliminate much of the unnecessary frustration of re-dos. 

[89AKurt]

Re-dos is the American way, hurry up and get 'er done, then fix later and charge extra.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Extra up-front cost to the consumer, to cover the inevitable product-update, warranty or legal expenses incurred by the manufacturer, is added into the purchase price of almost everything.

Edited February 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Everything seems brighter and better on a sunny day ..

[NOBLNG]

Day dreaming is one of my favourite pastimes.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pastimes and past times (pass time is in there too) are often interchanged by the linguistically sloppy.