One sentence game

[Tom Geiger]

New York, New Jersey and New England really aren't new anymore

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Anymore" is impossible to use correctly as the first word of a sentence, but new studies reveal that contrary to popular usage, "utter" and "udder" are actually different words with entirely different meanings...which we all otter know.

Edited May 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Know that Anymore is a perfect sentence starter such as, Anymore of that makeup on your face you'll end up looking like Tammy Fay Baker or maybe, Anymore cookies left or is the fat man in the red suit guilty again?

[stitchdup]

again i get the blame for eating mikes cookies

[Tom Geiger]

cookies are very important here at the Little Debbie's race team!

 

[A modeler named mike]

Team me is in a tight competition with myself and I to see which one will draw the short straw to bathe this month.. 

[Tom Geiger]

Month to month, year to year, the unbuilt model kits just sat in the cupboard 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cupboard crawlies like spiders and ants and roaches and weevils can make you just not want to cook tonight...but hey, be happy und eat ze bugs.  

Edited May 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Bugs me so, bugs me not was the children's song sung by little Rebecca as she pulled the wings off of ladybugs.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ladybugs and crickets are s'posed to be good luck; cockroaches not so much.

[A modeler named mike]

Much of what has been written here in "The One Sentence" game has been quite entertaining and sometimes informational and occasionally a knee slapper.

[JollySipper]

Slapper bars are unnecessary on a MoPar as they have a pinion snubber............

[Ace-Garageguy]

Snubber is what I do to the old girl with no teeth who winks at me every time I have to go to the DMV office.

Edited May 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Office always makes me think of school and students always sent there.

[A modeler named mike]

There seems to be a misconception by others that since I retired my time is free and I haven't anything important to do except for what they require.

(Could also double as an irk, and hats off to Bill for that knee slapper)

Edited May 19, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Require honest and open communication with any prospective significant other about their ideas on morality, politics, ethics, truth, money, loyalty, and other "boring" topics...and you just might avoid a very expensive heartbreak on down the road.

[atomicholiday]

Road rash is something most bikers would like to avoid. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Avoid buying bridges in Brooklyn.

[Tom Geiger]

Brooklyn Brown Ale is one of my favorite beers!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beers in the woods aren't scary.

[A modeler named mike]

Scary is only fear exacerbated.

[thatz4u]

exacerbated, what happens when I have to test fit parts continually on a difficult build..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Build self-esteem through personal accomplishment rather than relying on participation trophies, attaboys, and likes.

[thatz4u]

likes aren't important to me what so ever..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ever think you've just had enough, and all the morons in your daily existence don't deserve any more of your time?