Ace-Garageguy Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Favorites of the power structure often get the cream, while those not so loved get the contents of the cat's box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Box that I opened today has my new Samsung galaxy 24 phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Phone home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Home I phone now ET and I are abducting some reese's candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Candy is dandy but liquor is...well, you know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Rest of it could be a hangover or just feeling bad… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Bad things sometimes happen to good people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 People! People! People!! a famous line spoken by Chill Wills as Drago in McLintock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 (edited) McLintock!, due to failure to renew copyright, fell into public domain. Edited May 27 by ChrisBcritter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 27 Share Posted May 27 Domain changes of websites can open unforeseen cans of worms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Worms in your apple aren't too bad to deal with, it's when you find a half of one.......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 One-half a worm is enough to catch a fish if you know where they're bitin', and if you don't catch a fish, at least you got some protein from the other half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 Half a darn hour I spent looking for that part in the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Carpet muncher shall eat every part that goes flying through the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slusher Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Air today was hot and humid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 "Humid" is what I'm moving to the desert to get away from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Hall Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 From months of triple digit heat to four distinct seasons was one of the reasons I moved away from the desert 7 years ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 "Ago" isn't something you can start a sentence with without resorting to convoluted syntax. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 syntax is not the same as sin tax... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Tax bad, government is greedy, people need to head to the harbor again but not to toss boxes of tea.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Tea and coffee are not my choice of beverages, but the " Nectar of the gods is COCA-COLA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) "Cola" beans aren't related to koalas though I've seen the words confused, so you better watch out for those cola bears. Edited May 28 by Ace-Garageguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A modeler named mike Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 Bears eat Honey and bees make honey and Honey is what I call my wife so does that make me a bear or a bee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted May 28 Share Posted May 28 (edited) Bee, or bear, it doesn't matter as long as she still let's you in the house. ( sometimes I have trouble with that ....) Edited May 28 by Little Timmy The voices told me to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted May 28 Author Share Posted May 28 House flies get swatted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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