One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Today I found another large pile of dog poo on my lawn, tonight will be a poo return party utilizing the shovel and the fling of the wrist for the neighbor who doesn't know how to keep their dog in their own yard.

(Could be an irk but since I'm returning the goods I'll use it as my sentence.)

Edited July 13, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Yard-art can take many forms, like steel agave that also work well for impaling unwary trespassers.

 

[JollySipper]

"Trespassers will be tickled to death" doesn't sound all that scary........

[NOBLNG]

Scary when replying, how you only think that you’re on the right page.

Edited July 13, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Page awareness is indeed recommended for playing this game.

Edited July 13, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[NOBLNG]

Game, set, match means the tennis game is over.

[slusher]

Over a past relationship means your done can’t get that thru my ex wife’s head..

[A modeler named mike]

Head games are no fun and it's also a song by Foreigner.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Foreigner also does "Juke Box Hero" which is being played several times each day on the classic rock FM station I listen to

[Ace-Garageguy]

To be or not to be, doobie doobie doobie.

Edited July 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

doobie stuffed with seeds and stems makes a firework show in your lap.

[slusher]

Lap is where my cast likes too sit..

[A modeler named mike]

"Buckle up and hold on little joey" said Grandma as she came out of the driveway sideways nailing a hard second.

[slusher]

Second gear on my friends Mustang had to be replaced a few times from hotroding..

[A modeler named mike]

Hotroding cost me tires and a clutch and not to forget, tickets, points and high insurance premiums.

[Rodent]

Premiums (like toy cars) used to be in cereal boxes, but alas no more.

[Tim W. SoCal]

More fun than a barrel of monkeys

[A modeler named mike]

Monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and the doctor said "get your @$$ off that bed!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bedtime for Bonzo, a film from 1951, starred a future US President.

                    

[ChrisBcritter]

President was a popular model name for Studebaker since the 1930s, but Dictator fell out of favor well before WWII and was replaced by Commander.

[A modeler named mike]

Commander in chief from before is one tough cookie and thankful okay.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Okay folks, remember the "no politics" rule in spite of the temptation. 

Edited July 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Temptation is an apple away.

Edited July 14, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[thatz4u]

Away We Go said Jackie Gleason on his show...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Show me the mommies" said the fella who found younger mature women particularly attractive.