One sentence game

[slusher]

Barf is what my cat does to get rid of hair balls so do other cats..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cats that live wild have a rough time and a short life expectancy, which is why I feed the ferals that live around here.

[slusher]

Here is a great place to live in West Tennessee  bur  I don’t understand  the young people with  the face piercing and tattoos..

[ChrisBcritter]

Tattoos that say "Mom" on one's bicep were very popular with sailors.

[JollySipper]

Sailors usually have quite the vernacular..........

[NOBLNG]

Vernacular dialects are highly sought for telephone customer service positions.

[slusher]

Positions at McDonalds are always available.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Available jobs in the skilled trades number around 2.5 million currently.

[slusher]

Currently there a so many still living at home that only work part time or don’t  want to work…

[thatz4u]

Work in some jobs is 9 to 5....

 

[NOBLNG]

5 O’clock somewhere is a good excuse to begin imbibing.

[A modeler named mike]

Imbibing again is what I might need to resort to since I keep posting sentences too late. 

Edited July 30, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[NOBLNG]

Late to post means your answer is toast.?

[A modeler named mike]

Toast is good unless your talking about the condition of your vehicle.

Edited July 30, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[thatz4u]

Vehicle, by the Ides of March..

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

March to a different drummer, or get in line with the sheep...the choice is yours.

[Tim W. SoCal]

yours can be to lead or be lead, to be the sheep or the shepherd, to be the victim or be victorious

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Victorious" isn't necessary to me unless I'm attacked; for the most part, I just want to be left in peace.

[thatz4u]

Peace train, hard to find a station where it stops now..

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Now is as good a time as any.

[Tim W. SoCal]

any sincere sincere act of kindness is far better than being a contemptible jerk

[Ace-Garageguy]

Jerk chicken, grilled plantains and pineapple, and rice would go down nice right about now.

[Tim W. SoCal]

now is as good a time as any to go find some Jamaican food

[Ace-Garageguy]

Food for thought is often refused because it might not be sugary-sweet.

[stitchdup]

sweet romantic gestures such as carving initials into a tree make me think why did you take a knife on your date?