One sentence game

[LennyB]

Decades ago I got a gold crown, now every dentist that sees it want's it for themselves.

[JollySipper]

Themselves, those are gnomes, and that is a hobbit.........

[LennyB]

Hobbit Bilbo Baggins tried to build a model car so that he could hide inside of it but he couldn't finish the task as it was too large a project for him to handle.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Handle me at your peril" are what the quills on a porcupine are saying to any creature smart enough to feel pain.

Edited November 14, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Pain is my middle name, stupid is my first. 
 

[NOBLNG]

First step when building a new model is to get rid of the cellophane.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cellophane and plastic bags and wrappers in general really should be kept away from small children.

[Rodent]

Children should be not seen, not heard, and preferably composted before school age.

(Of course I don't really mean this. Just SOME children)

Edited November 15, 2024 by Rodent

[Ace-Garageguy]

Age helps dandelion wine, and about two or three years is good.

[NOBLNG]

Good looking models can actually be made, with enough dedication, from kits that are sub-standard.

Edited November 15, 2024 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Standard" gearboxes on new cars in the US will soon be as extinct as the proverbial dodo.

                                               

Edited November 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Dodo was a name given to kids of much less than average intelligence back when I was in elementary school

[Ace-Garageguy]

School used to be a place where kids went to learn arithmetic and to read and write, with some history and geography and science and civics thrown in for good measure, and maybe a little art and music too.

[Tim W. SoCal]

too much fun is never quite enough

[stitchdup]

enough time and an ape could type shakespeare was a recent scientific experiment

[slusher]

Experiment with paint combinations is what us modelers always doing..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Doing absolutely nothing is sometimes really good for you.

Edited November 15, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[JollySipper]

You, Bill, are very wise.............. 

[A modeler named mike]

Wise to follow Bill's advice, so I shall do absolutely nothing today except for breathing, eating and the usual release of toxic gas.

Edited November 15, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[thatz4u]

Gas Station for humans

[Ace-Garageguy]

Humans can be unpredictable, dishonest, spiteful, irrational, illogical, vengeful, duplicitous, and just downright unpleasant.

[slusher]

unpleasant I know some of those and most need a therapist..

[LennyB]

Therapist told me once I was the most normal person he knew, I told him he was a liar. 

[NOBLNG]

Liar, liar, pants on fire is what my sister said when I told her she was ugly.

[Ace-Garageguy]

            Ugly cars need love too, and this one needs a lot.