One sentence game

[LennyB]

Closed-captioning, please don't mention that term, my wife watches all these foreign shows on her I-pad pro and I can't understand anything that's going on and she's laughing her head off.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Off with their heads!!" must be almost as much fun to say as "put 'em through the wood chipper!!"

[LennyB]

Chipper was jammed up with a 100 year old oak that knocked the hell out of those Japanese made ball bearings.  

[JollySipper]

Bearings from Japan might be okay, it's the ones 'Made in China' you'd need to watch!

[Tim W. SoCal]

watch this Chinese made 22 millimeter 1/2" drive impact socket explode when I tighten this German engineered automotive lug stud to near its torque spec

Edited November 25, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[LennyB]

Spec on those studs were not up to par as the wheels fell of Elon's personal ride.

 

Edited November 25, 2024 by LennyB

[1972coronet]

Ride in my friend's son's Tesla left me impressed with its blustic acceleration, and thoroughly unimpressed by its techie rubbish 

[LennyB]

Rubbish is a good way to describe the Tesla Cybertruck, maybe they should turn them into garbage trucks.

[slusher]

Trucks are number one vehicle in the south!

[slusher]

double post

Edited November 25, 2024 by slusher

[LennyB]

South-going Zax and a north-going Zax encounter each other in the Prairie of Prax

[A modeler named mike]

Prax indeed they live, but time couldn't wait so over them two was built an interstate. 

(Actually a highway, but it didn't sound right..)

[thatz4u]

Right here waiting for you 

 

[1972coronet]

There is enough mousse and hair spray on that feller to trigger its own Prop 65 warning

[LennyB]

Warning, warning Will Robinson. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Robinson... "Big Willie" Robinson conceived and managed Lion's Drag Strip at Terminal Island in Los Angeles, California from its inception until its termination

[1972coronet]

Termination by Iron Butterfly on In-A-Gadda-da-Vida is an exercise in macabre psychedelia

[A modeler named mike]

Psychedelia was in full swing when I was I getting hammered, I mean when I was growing up..

[89AKurt]

Up chucking from those parties, if I only knew.

[A modeler named mike]

Knew a one eyed cockatoo who had a Pirate as a pet and a crew of monkeys that sailed the seas.

[NOBLNG]

Seas and oceans are both saltwater.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Saltwater Taffy ran a little business under the boardwalk down at the beach.

Edited November 26, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Beach is a relaxing place too be listening to the waves..

Edited November 26, 2024 by slusher
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[atomicholiday]

Waves are a friendly thing to hand out as long as they aren’t one finger.

[slusher]

Finger cought in the car door is pretty rough…