Thoughts and ideas that hold forever true..........

[89AKurt]

The rockier the "dirt", the more likely a bigger really embedded stone will be right where you need to dig a little more.  Enter Mr. Jackhammer.

[FoMoCo66]

The idea of racing is to spend the least amount of time actually racing.

[bamadon]

14 hours ago, FoMoCo66 said:

The idea of racing is to spend the least amount of time actually racing.

NASCAR seems to have that figured out.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Make Orwell fiction again". Idiocracy too. Please. Please. Please.

[Tim W. SoCal]

It is better to be thought of as a fool than to post imbecilic statements all over social media and remove all doubt.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Si vis pacem, para bellum"

[Tim W. SoCal]

You can win more battles with a big stick and armed forces than you can with a big stick alone.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently"                                       Friedrich Nietzsche

[TECHMAN]

When you are doing (or building, or repairing) something, one rule ALWAYS applies:  There is that, that is done absolutely correct, and then there is all the junk that is left over.

DJ

[TECHMAN]

Another person can always do the job "cheaper", he knows what his work is worth!!!!

DJ

[TECHMAN]

One of my favorites:  (Credited to my secretary)  Oats are ALWAYS cheaper after they've been run thru the horse......😊

DJ

[stavanzer]

"Don't cling to a Mistake, just because you spent a lot of time making it."

[Ace-Garageguy]

 

[mk11]

The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.

[mk11]

Lie to a liar, for lies are his coin;

       steal from a thief, for that is easy;

               lay a trap for a trickster and catch him at the first attempt,

but beware of an honest man

[Ace-Garageguy]

28 RULES OF COMBAT
(They never taught you)

1. You are not Superman.
2. If it's stupid & it works, it's not stupid.
3. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
4. When in doubt empty the magazine.
5. Never share a foxhole with someone braver then you are.
6. Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
7. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you.
8. All five-second grenade fuses are three seconds.
9. Try to look unimportant--they may be low on ammo.
10. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
11. If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
12. Incoming fire has the right of way.
13. No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
14. No inspection-ready unit has ever passed combat.
15. Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.
16. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
17. Tracers work both ways.
18. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
19. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
20. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
21. The easy way is always mined.
22. Professionals are predictable; it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
23. The enemy invariably attacks at two times:
    • When you're ready for them.
    • When you're not.
24. A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
25. If your attack is going well, you've just walked into an ambush.
26. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
27. Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.
28. When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth"    Plato

"Truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth"      Todd Wagner

Edited yesterday at 12:49 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

If people aren't for you, they are against you.

[thatz4u]

Leroy Jethro Gibbs Rule #4: "The best way to keep a secret, keep it to yourself."

[NOBLNG]

A dog will eat cat poop if given the opportunity, but try to hide a pill in a chunk of cheese…

[espo]

2 hours ago, NOBLNG said:

A dog will eat cat poop if given the opportunity, but try to hide a pill in a chunk of cheese…

Long ago while we were moving and when the movers pick up the couch there were a bunch of pills that were for our dog. He would tuck the pill under his tung and spit it out under the couch when we weren't looking.