Ace-Garageguy Posted October 10, 2022 Author Posted October 10, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, stitchdup said: ...I was reading the instructions for the meds and it turns out i have to make sure the cat doesn't drive or operate heavy machinery. Most likely written by a recent college grad who misunderstood the "CAT" on a piece of equipment... Edited October 10, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
stinkybritches Posted October 10, 2022 Posted October 10, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, stitchdup said: I'm looking after my sisters cat while she's away in the pacific visiting rapa nui and walking the inca trail. The cats still on meds after getting hit by a car back at the start o the year. I was reading the instructions for the meds and it turns out i have to make sure the cat doesn't drive or operate heavy machinery. Edited October 10, 2022 by stinkybritches messed up 1
espo Posted October 10, 2022 Posted October 10, 2022 1 hour ago, stitchdup said: I'm looking after my sisters cat while she's away in the pacific visiting rapa nui and walking the inca trail. The cats still on meds after getting hit by a car back at the start o the year. I was reading the instructions for the meds and it turns out i have to make sure the cat doesn't drive or operate heavy machinery. Seems lately like it is important to state the obvious for some people.
TonyK Posted October 10, 2022 Posted October 10, 2022 1 hour ago, espo said: Seems lately like it is important to state the obvious for some people. My favorite is "take the pill by mouth".
espo Posted October 10, 2022 Posted October 10, 2022 28 minutes ago, TonyK said: My favorite is "take the pill by mouth". Again, explaining which orifice to use for those who may not be sure.
Rodent Posted October 11, 2022 Posted October 11, 2022 4 hours ago, espo said: Again, explaining which orifice to use for those who may not be sure. I stick my blood pressure pill up my nose every morning. No clue why I still have high blood pressure that is now complicated by having a stuffy nose...... 1
Oldcarfan27 Posted October 11, 2022 Posted October 11, 2022 (edited) 11 hours ago, stinkybritches said: By the way, Toonces is an Uber driver. Edited October 11, 2022 by Oldcarfan27
Raoul Ross Posted October 13, 2022 Posted October 13, 2022 (edited) In keeping with the Halloween spirit Edited October 13, 2022 by Raoul Ross 1
bbowser Posted October 13, 2022 Posted October 13, 2022 On 10/10/2022 at 2:08 PM, espo said: Seems lately like it is important to state the obvious for some people. Like "do not take if allergic". Cracks me up.
Oldcarfan27 Posted October 14, 2022 Posted October 14, 2022 On 10/12/2022 at 6:09 PM, Raoul Ross said: In keeping with the Halloween spirit Best served with liver, Fava beans and a nice Chianti. ?
Calb56 Posted October 14, 2022 Posted October 14, 2022 (edited) LOL...more money than sense. Edited October 14, 2022 by Calb56
DPNM Posted October 15, 2022 Posted October 15, 2022 22 hours ago, Snake45 said: Thank you for this one Snake! I guess you can't joke about baby seals.
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 15, 2022 Author Posted October 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Snake45 said: Amen, brother.
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 15, 2022 Author Posted October 15, 2022 5 hours ago, DPNM said: ...I guess you can't joke about baby seals. Apparently they're a protected class. Who knew? 1
DPNM Posted October 15, 2022 Posted October 15, 2022 A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks, Dad,” the son replied. The father shakes his head and says, “I was talking to your girlfriend.” 2
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