A man runs into a bar, knocking things over as he goes.
He reaches the counter.
The barkeep says, "What's your hurry, man?"
The man, flustered, says, "Quick! Give me 10 shots of your best whiskey and I'll tell you!"
The barkeep pours them as fast as the man drinks them.
The barkeep says, "Well, what's up?"
The man, dizzy, says "I only have fifteen cents" as he falls on the floor unconscious.