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Oh, that was the sister of one of my ex-girlfriends. She was known as "the ----- from the ditch'. The first word rhymes with "ditch". She works as an asphalt grader.

I read the same thing on a bathroom wall once, right underneath the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign.

The largest collection of imbecile lumps of mere organized animal matter discussing the latest mind-numbingly ridiculous moonbat conspiracy theories can be found at Above Top Secret. It's a hoot.

It's also effective in stopping squeegee guys and other panhandlers dead in their tracks because they think you're crazier than they are.

The original, and best, "badges" line

Actually, only one movie (Blazing Saddles) and one TV show (The Monkees "It's A Nice Place To Visit" from 1967). It's a shortened version of the line by Alfonso Bedoya (Gold Hat): "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" The shortened quote, "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.", is the one most paraphrased and parodied. The original line from the 1927 book "The Treasure of Sierra Madre": "Badges, to god-d***ed hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-d***ed cabron and chinga tu madre!"

All movies, books and storylines are based on just six plots.

I'll drive you back in a hearse if you don't get the kink out of your mouth.

You gentlemen don't seem to realize, we're facing death.

I wouldn't give you the skin off a grape.

I want three volunteers to go out on a patrol, you, you and you.

"Is it safe?"

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

It is balloon!

"Ehh, what's up, Doc?"

"...Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!" "Pull the string!"

"Hey soldier, do you know who's in command here?" "Ain't you?"

No matter where you go, there you are. Whaddya mean he's going to get rid of the slums? Where are we gonna live?

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.

Oh, you're an intelligent imbecile.

You come from Greenpoint, you go back to Greenpoint. You don't work here anymore.

There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.

Oh, that Waldo and Presley. What'll they be up to next? Six-two and even, over and out!

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

I'm glad that's settled. We build models, darn it! I'd hate to think that we take ourselves too seriously.