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Why bears are grouchy: No shirt or shoes, no service. Restroom for customers only.

The Mayans brought their own demise upon themselves. That's what happens when you sacrifice all the hot chicks instead of Lena the Hyena. she's the poster girl for celibacy.

Some more fun and hijinks for the tinfoil hat fans: Black Sun Forum Operation Highjump and the UFO Connection

You have 45 days from date of purchase to file a dispute with PayPal. Any vendor who has an extremely long wait time for his products shouldn't charge for the product until it's ready for shipping and should provide a tracking number as soon as it is shipped. PayPal-affiliated vendors know about the time limit. They also know what the consequences are if PayPal agrees with the purchaser. Don't pay for anything with a M.O. unless you intend on maintaining the receipt for your records. That means for at least five years. If keeping paper records is too much of an inconvenience, use plastic. P.S. I don't conduct business with any company whose owner doesn't consider it a full time job. If you can't devote 100% of your attention to your business, you're not serious enough to get my money.

All fine and dandy, Chris. You neglected to mention one thing. Do you still have a receipt stub from that money order? That is proof of payment. You could contact the money order issuer, give them the M.O. number and they can inform you when it was cashed. Otherwise. you're wasting time with this story. If you hadn't received the goods that you paid for, the most important thing to have is that receipt. You should have secured it so you would have proof. If you didn't keep it, you're screwed. Your word against his. That's the way things roll. Telling us doesn't mean a thing.

Which one?

Say, do you still practice painless dentistry?

Gee, you're right, Rich! It is Pauly Shore! Or, it could be two other has-beens, Bronson Pinchot and Brent Spiner or even the Kennewick Man

They haven't been able to satisfactorily explain why the Earth's temperature during the Roman and Medieval periods was 3.6° warmer than in the present. Radioisotope dating ice and tree ring growth data prove that. No lights, no motor cars Not a single factory burning hydrocarbons Like we do today. The image in that Oreo resembles George Washington which proves, without any doubt, that today is Saturday.

Oh, that was the sister of one of my ex-girlfriends. She was known as "the ----- from the ditch'. The first word rhymes with "ditch". She works as an asphalt grader.

I read the same thing on a bathroom wall once, right underneath the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign.

The largest collection of imbecile lumps of mere organized animal matter discussing the latest mind-numbingly ridiculous moonbat conspiracy theories can be found at Above Top Secret. It's a hoot.

It's also effective in stopping squeegee guys and other panhandlers dead in their tracks because they think you're crazier than they are.

The original, and best, "badges" line

Actually, only one movie (Blazing Saddles) and one TV show (The Monkees "It's A Nice Place To Visit" from 1967). It's a shortened version of the line by Alfonso Bedoya (Gold Hat): "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" The shortened quote, "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.", is the one most paraphrased and parodied. The original line from the 1927 book "The Treasure of Sierra Madre": "Badges, to god-d***ed hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don't need badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges, you god-d***ed cabron and chinga tu madre!"

All movies, books and storylines are based on just six plots.

I'll drive you back in a hearse if you don't get the kink out of your mouth.

You gentlemen don't seem to realize, we're facing death.

I wouldn't give you the skin off a grape.

I want three volunteers to go out on a patrol, you, you and you.

"Is it safe?"

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

It is balloon!

"Ehh, what's up, Doc?"

"...Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of people. A race of atomic supermen which will conquer the world!" "Pull the string!"