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Little Timmy

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  1. Well, ... Turns out we will probably be keeping them all. ( I'm a sucker for kittens. )
  2. The latest arrivals here at the asylum. This one is staying with us. My wife "Commands it to be"! The other 3 were still undecided about.( I'm kinda thinking the one with the Black face and faint White stripe down the nose is going to be a keeper as well.)
  3. Chains of DNA can lead investigators to the criminal that licked this candy bar. ?
  4. Air is something I change in my tires because " Winter air" is different from Summer air, at least that's what I tell my nosy neighbor to do. ( his turn signal fluid is running low too .)
  5. I'm not that familiar with the inner workings of a Tucker, but I see two steering wheels, and three driveshafts. Wasn't the motor in the rear ? ( I do know the engines were war surplus helicopter engines.)
  6. Lot rot occurs when a car sits for too long, usually starting with the tires.
  7. Crashbox is a place where crash test dummys rest after a hard days work of collisions, and seat belt testing.
  8. Clowns own cars that apparently can seat 30 people , and the occasional Zebra.
  9. I think it's a 58 Buick. Not quite sure tho... EDIT: nope, I'm way off.
  10. What do you mean " the engine is missing" ?
  11. Recognition of my abilities is something my dog does by licking my face, but he STILL has seniority over me.
  12. Excuses like, " the dog ate my kidney " is not an effective way to avoid paying a hospital bill.
  13. Steel body DeLorean with white powder in the trunk is a sure sign the FBI wants to talk to you.
  14. Name a Clint Eastwood movie where nobody dies.
  15. Years and years of building models has improved my skills, but I still get exhaust pipes glued to my eyebrows from time to time.
  16. ( sorry, double post ) ( last word was ...) Tank
  17. Sentence has been reduced to 100 hours in the carnival dunk tank .
  18. "Much franchises you have" said Yoda , in his odd broken English. ( did I fix the game ? ... or make it worse ??? )
  19. Dragon breath probably smells like Sulphur and brimstone, but there are no " living" people to ask.
  20. Right turn 3 times and you wind up going left.
  21. Money was an awesome song by Pink Floyd .
  22. Humor is lost on Karen.
  23. It seems that there are several members here that have an extensive vocabulary, and mine is severely lacking. ( also, I can only type with one finger ... )
  24. Delivery sedan? Panel van ? ( I'm determined to " help". )
  25. Instead of prompting AI for a station wagon, try prompting for a hearse. ( can't wait to see where this goes. )
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