Little Timmy

Where is that truckstop located ?

It's the kind of thing that mechanics love. One little $2 part fails, and you end up paying $ 6000 for repairs.

In Big Bonz Jim's defence, the water department had accidentally ripped out his water line while doing some exploratory digging.

Don't let anybody cheat him out of his birthday ! My sister was born on the 23rd and growing up I always H A T E D trying to explain to her why everybody only gave her 1 gift. My brother and I both made sure she got a birthday present, and a Christmas present. The rest of my cheapskate relatives can take a long walk off a short pier!

My new years resolution it to just FIND my workbench.

Elephant dung covered the streets as the parade went by.

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In highschool I formed a band. At the time I had a Purple Stratacaster with a White pic guard. I was thrown out of my own band because I sucked. After figuring out how to actually play a guitar , I found myself the proud owner of a Fender Mustang. ( I had loaned a friend some money and he let me hold the Mustang as collateral... he never came back for it. ) I L O V E D that guitar ! I have played a few Gibsons ( a Les Paul, and a flying V ) and I just didn't like the sound of them. I also on occasion borrowed my friends Ovation 6 string bass. I liked it. Around the time my daughter was born I needed money more than guitar's, so I had a " everything must go sale" . I haven't played in over 26 years.

Some guys get to have all the fun.

I drive trucks for a living, so my only interest in the game would be to see how big of a crash I could cause.

I like your idea. Out here in the middle of nowhere, people are always dumping stuff, including animals ! I won't go into details. ( I really hate humans ! That's how we got our property so cheap. There was 20 tons of garbage on the lot when we got here. So far we have removed 12 tons, and repurpased about 3 tons of sorta usable junk.

101 is the classroom next to room 102, not to be confused with the TV show "room 222" .

Odd that an airplane has Miller as a sponsor. I've never seen that before so it may be just me.

Flatulance in a crowded elevator can be hilarious.

Lots of fond memories driving all over the 11 western states. Never had to worry about somebody dinging my car with there door in a rest area parking lot . Nobody ever parked near me. We had the same effect on campgrounds. We would pull in usually right around sunset, set up camp, and by morning all the campers around us had changed sites or left in the night. I loved that car for 12 years, ... who cares about 10 MPG ... Unless towing something , then it was 4 MPG. ( but she could still shoot down the road at 80MPH like she wasn't towing anything at all . )

Just completed a trade with Old Buckaroo. Had a hiccup due to my inability to actually look at the kit I offered up for trade Hopefully, the kit I came up with as second choice was exactly what he wanted. The package of stuff I received was AWESOME ! Thank you Old Buckaroo.

Reality is something that many people interpret to be something very different from what the rest of us on "Earth One" are use to.

Had that happen to my wife's 96 Dodge pick-up. I just bit the bullet and bought a new ignition switch . It came with 2 keys, but the door locks are still set for the old key ... so, yea, I can't lock my doors.

Ok, how about these Two ?

The top part is a prototype for 3-D glasses. The bottom part came from an alien breathing apparatus.

Testors Green metallic sprayed over silver primer. I think ... ???

Yea, cats like models too. I won't tell you about the time Edgar ate part of my ships rigging. ( I did get it back , ... sort of...)

Yea, this has happened to me. Years ago ( 1998 ?) I purchased Seventeen Athern train master locomotives. My plan was to build all 17 that the Southern Pacific had. I had built 3 of them, when I decided that I should also build the only one that the Canadian National had. I had just found the decals I needed ,and had all 17 locomotives , finished and unfinished in the same large box. I have no idea where that box went. Last seen in 2004 ? I have moved 4 times since then ... no box...

Gunk is a name brand clean-all solvent, not to be confused with generic Wal-mart "Junk" .

On a different planet ( Earth One ) I could be happy, but on "Earth Two" things have taken a turn to the crazy.