A modeler named mike

who's hemorrhoids flaired

Bush?, would that be George or Barbara's? 🫣

for sacrifice to

Me Tarzan you Jane, but not Jane Fonda, she be traitor and Elephants stomp her to mush.

and onto the

lets wrestle this

Afternoon was when I peeked out the trailer window and saw Grandma running at the speed of light with her dentures flying out, wig flying off and I swear she was being chased by a big bad wolf.

Dinner tonight is simple and it includes the use of the microwave to nuke a pot pie served with a side of cottage cheese.

grab the tongs

bald and toothless!

Deposit or withdraw for that matter, as an older fellow we knew who had dementia was caught by his wide trying to fish turds out of the toilet and when his wife came into the bathroom she asked in a stern voice, "what are you doing", and he replied, " getting money from the ATM".. ⬆️ Yes, this is my sentence ⬆️ (True but sad story)

out along with

creating whirlwind causing

Toothcomb I would presume is used for those who eat beavers that haven't been shaved before eating. (Come on, get your head out of the gutter)

Teeth are brushed with a toothbrush, which always was very odd to me, shouldn't it be called a teethbrush?

running faster than

Same without the s is not what you do when shooting a rife, aim.

now for Grandma

Coffee Bean was one of my favorite colored stains to apply on maple wood when finishing kitchen cabinets.

Heck some can't even get it right when they write it down, case in point a few days ago by phone, my wife ordered carry out dinner. She order a Ruben and specifically told the girl No cheese and No sourkraut. She repeated it twice, and they got it wrong. I had to go back and pickup her corrected order, not the first time they've done this. My bad for not checking the contents before leaving. I use the 3 strikes you're out system. I really hate to remove the restaurant from our goto food joint since they have great food and fair prices.

"Boots don't fail me know" was not the song written in 1979 by Herbie Hancock, but rather "Feets, Don't Fail Me Now"

wolf's getting hungry

Beaverhill is were a platoon of rugged beavers fought bravely to advance and take over the hill ultimately winning the battle.

who wore see-through

of drawers in