A modeler named mike

Well? How did it go at the job fair? did you mop the floor with the competition and come out on top? 🤞

Over and over I keep telling myself, you're not in Kansas anymore, which is really silly because my name isn't Dorothy and I never lived there anyway.

their squeezably soft

and other places

makes stinky bottom

hopefully not underwear 🫣

pounding the pavement

Now I'm worried, pain and laughter sounds like a trip to the devious dentist with his nitrogen oxide mask.

Weather can reap havoc on your plans whether you like it or not, and dangerous weather can make your stomach feel like it's tied in knots.

Sleeping is what I was doing at 1:30 am before I was awakened by the sound of a county salt truck backing up our dead end street.

I got to thinking about the situation with the encampment and decided the best avenue was to not get physically involved but rather use the system to fight the problem since the city wont. First I thought about PETA but when I tried to make contact via their website all I saw was, You can help by volunteering, adoption or send money. Then the light bulb went off and I contacted the EPA hotline via email explaining the situation of the free flowing stream running through the area and the trash that's strewn about form the encampment. Man it wasn't but a matter of minutes I received an email asking for the location. I screenshot a detailed map marking the location and sent it back. Once again, in a matter of minutes another email with the contact info for the Maryland EPA office and how to proceed. That will take place tomorrow. I have no doubt this will cure the problem...🤞

stand-up comedy act

R:SC can get you in deep dodo as I did recently, so that being said, how do you like the price of groceries?

Appetite and monetary suppression seem to happen on a regular basis when the high cost of the heating oil bill comes about.

Zero tolerance for styrene haters, so off with their heads!

Not sure yet. He has an appointment on February 19th with the vascular, cardiovascular specialist. The thought of him being put under at his age and with his weight scares the heck out of me.

with meatballs and

Update on my brothers nuclear Induced stress test came back with good results, no issues heart wise. Next step is to see a vascular specialist to address the right internal carotid artery that's deemed, total occlusion and the left carotid that has 15% blockage.

21 bottles of beer on the wall, 21 bottles of beer, drink them down and fall to the ground, now I'm smashed and don't have a care, except for this killer headache that I wear.

with wet noodle

let's eat cake!

tying one on

Dang you're lucky John. I've had push blocks ripped out of hand before, but that was a 12" carbide triple chip blade on a table saw. I had my left thumb cut twice needing stitches once across the pad and just the tip shortened on the other occasion during the use of a 10" miter box saw. My worst cut was on my right forearm using a radial arm saw with the with head rotated to rip wood to length. I knew better, but I reached in front of the blade to clear debris and the blade caught my sleave, the cut was almost to the bone. It did have the blade guard attached. I can joke after the fact that the radial arm saw is not intended for cutting arms. What peed me off the most about that wound was that it cut right through my tattoo, luckily I had a ER nurse who was phamoninal at stitching. Sometimes we get a little too relaxed and BAM its to late. All stupidity on my part and hard lessons learned.

by Michelin man

with nailed tires