A modeler named mike

Deposit or withdraw for that matter, as an older fellow we knew who had dementia was caught by his wide trying to fish turds out of the toilet and when his wife came into the bathroom she asked in a stern voice, "what are you doing", and he replied, " getting money from the ATM".. ⬆️ Yes, this is my sentence ⬆️ (True but sad story)

out along with

creating whirlwind causing

Toothcomb I would presume is used for those who eat beavers that haven't been shaved before eating. (Come on, get your head out of the gutter)

Teeth are brushed with a toothbrush, which always was very odd to me, shouldn't it be called a teethbrush?

running faster than

Same without the s is not what you do when shooting a rife, aim.

now for Grandma

Coffee Bean was one of my favorite colored stains to apply on maple wood when finishing kitchen cabinets.

Heck some can't even get it right when they write it down, case in point a few days ago by phone, my wife ordered carry out dinner. She order a Ruben and specifically told the girl No cheese and No sourkraut. She repeated it twice, and they got it wrong. I had to go back and pickup her corrected order, not the first time they've done this. My bad for not checking the contents before leaving. I use the 3 strikes you're out system. I really hate to remove the restaurant from our goto food joint since they have great food and fair prices.

"Boots don't fail me know" was not the song written in 1979 by Herbie Hancock, but rather "Feets, Don't Fail Me Now"

wolf's getting hungry

Beaverhill is were a platoon of rugged beavers fought bravely to advance and take over the hill ultimately winning the battle.

who wore see-through

of drawers in

I feel your pain Tony, we have a cluster box and I've experienced that phenomenon a few times. Not sure if it's better to have the package left on the stoop to be stolen or chance damaging what you ordered with a wrestling match. What a conundrum!

It's also that way with whatever you inquire about. While going through the process of my Dad's Will with the Registry of Wills, I constantly received mailers offering their condolences followed by "Need Help Navigating through the Estate" to "Hey we're here to help you sell your house." Then when my brother started looking into buying a used car the adds for dealerships were relentless on his cellphone. It's maddening, annoying and down right invasive. Here's a funeral home for ya when you're ready.. lol

new comedy act

Chris rock's cousin

Place I lay my head is in the place I have my bed which is in a room in my house that sits on my land which the government taxes me for, but I be dang if they do any of the work there.

become Chia pet

Heart was a kick @$$ rock band that started in the early '70's most notable for their two hot chicks jamming countless hits throughout the bands career.

what a ball

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Two days after the urologist visit my brother received a call that his prostate biopsy is scheduled for sometime in April. Seems a bit long to wait, but at least he has a date..🤞

Snack that is preferred by most zombies is brains, as long as the host isn't a blonde bimbo or shaggy from Scooby-Doo.