A modeler named mike

"Runs like a top", said the salesman while he had his fingers crossed behind his back, but little did he know I wasn't gonna make any of the payments anyway.

Wolfie felt weird

blossoms from Grandma's

Hand me that post hole digger, I'll finish the fence and you take a brake, No wait if you take my brake I won't be able to stop my car, so go ahead and after your break get your butt back to work.

Is all this talk about budge making a traffic jam on interstate 1 sentence and causing drivers to rethink their route? ⬆️ my sentence ⬆️

and howled loudly

equally exciting as watching NASCAR is watching turtles cross the road.

who's hemorrhoids flaired

Bush?, would that be George or Barbara's? 🫣

for sacrifice to

Me Tarzan you Jane, but not Jane Fonda, she be traitor and Elephants stomp her to mush.

and onto the

lets wrestle this

Afternoon was when I peeked out the trailer window and saw Grandma running at the speed of light with her dentures flying out, wig flying off and I swear she was being chased by a big bad wolf.

Dinner tonight is simple and it includes the use of the microwave to nuke a pot pie served with a side of cottage cheese.

grab the tongs

bald and toothless!

Deposit or withdraw for that matter, as an older fellow we knew who had dementia was caught by his wide trying to fish turds out of the toilet and when his wife came into the bathroom she asked in a stern voice, "what are you doing", and he replied, " getting money from the ATM".. ⬆️ Yes, this is my sentence ⬆️ (True but sad story)

out along with

creating whirlwind causing

Toothcomb I would presume is used for those who eat beavers that haven't been shaved before eating. (Come on, get your head out of the gutter)

Teeth are brushed with a toothbrush, which always was very odd to me, shouldn't it be called a teethbrush?

running faster than

Same without the s is not what you do when shooting a rife, aim.

now for Grandma