Community News Flash, Fran with a tan was going out with Dan, a big Green Day fan, his best friend was Stan, who wasn't a tall man, Stan's wife was Nan, who hit him with a pan and wound up in "the can" with a cell mate named Jan, who stole a custom van that was filled with Raisin Bran, she ate too much Raisin Bran, so to the potty can she ran while being watched by a guard named Ann.